Monday, 15 May 2017

Attack! Pro Wrestling - Teenagers With Attitude

The wonder of the modern age is that a show like this can take place on a Saturday, and I can buy it and watch it online on the Sunday (via the Attack! Vimeo page). I'm really a newcomer to the world of Attack! after attending their joint show with Fight Club Pro earlier this year, but even though I can't really afford to travel across the country to attend their shows, a swift turnaround and very reasonably priced shows like this make it easy to keep up

Dan Moloney vs ECDrew vs Kyle Fletcher vs Love Making Demon
Short sharp shock of an opener, with a fun cast of characters. Love Making Demon is essentially a bemasked pervert, something Fletcher finds out to his cost when he tries a wheelbarrow, only to find the Demon enjoys it a little too much. ECDrew is Drew Parker, currently suffering the after-effects of an injury that has convinced him he’s one of any number of ECW alumni. Today, he’s coming out as Paul Heyman, complete with rabble-rousing speech before the bout. Drew hits a massive dive early, which looks great. Also loved his torture rack into a GTS on the Demon towards the end. This goes less than 10 minutes, but is non-stop for it’s running time, with Moloney booting Fletcher in the face to win.

Elijah Dahl vs Ryan Smile
My only previous exposure to Dahl was in a tag match at AMP in April, so I was looking forward to seeing more of him here. Really physical bout here, with both exchanging big strikes, highlighted by a vicious looking smack-to-the-face/headbutt exchange. Smile hits this awesome looking bullet suicide dive early, which sends him hurtling into Dahl. Smile also hits a huge Blue Thunder Bomb for a nearfall. Dahl is less flashy, but his offence looks effective, designed to hurt. Smile picks up the win with a frog splash.

Chief Deputy Dunne & the Brothers of Obstruction vs Tyler Bate, Lloyd Katt & Splits McPins
This feels like one of those things that’s going to be difficult to explain to those with no prior knowledge of Attack! The heel side here are Damian Dunne and the Hunter Brothers, members of the Anti-Fun Police. Their mission, as the name suggests, is to stop there being any fun in Attack! Unfortunately, they fail miserably here, as this is supremely fun. Loved Tyler escaping a Jim Hunter wristlock with an over-elaborate series of flips, roll-throughs and kip-ups before just casually freeing himself. McPins, unsurprisingly, has a bowling gimmick, and there’s a great spot where he gets prevented from using a bowling ball as a weapon on Dunne…so Tyler rolls himself into a ball to get “bowled” into Damian in the corner. Aside from being a lot of fun, the actual wrestling is really good too. The heels isolate Tyler and work a series of triple-teams on him to wear him down. Lloyd Katt is also really impressive, moving well for a big lad. He has a nice crossbody, hits a good second-rope moonsault and hits a big dive. The end sees Bate nail Lee Hunter with the Tyler Driver 97 to win.
Post-match, Tyler rolls up Katt from behind, winning Katt’s 24/7 title (essentially a belt with the same rules as the old WWF Hardcore title), leaving with both that belt and the WWE UK title.

Sgt Travis Banks vs Flash Morgan Webster
The underlying story here was that Banks, another member of the Anti-Fun Police, was making his return and was concerned that Dunne may have swung his affection towards another member of the force, the masked Spaniard Los Federales Santos Jr. It certainly didn’t help when Dunne got knocked off the ring apron into the waiting arms of Santos, much to Banks’ dismay. This was a good bout, again mixing some nice looking moves (Webster’s vicious headbutt always looks incredible, partly because he himself sells it so well) with some well-balanced comedy. It’s really impressive how Banks can balanced being so intense and focused in the ring, then instantly hamming it up to pull off the comedy too. His stooging when promising not to headbutt Webster on a high-five, then loudly proclaiming he was going to do so was legitimately amusing. Banks manages to pick up a cheap win, as Webster forces him to tap to the Strangler, only to find the ref distracted. Webster locks the hold on an interfering Dunne, but this leaves him prone to the springboard kick from Banks for the win.

#CCK (Mondai Lykos & Chris Brookes) & Shay Purser vs FSU (Eddie Dennis & Mark Andrews) & Pete Dunne

This was ridiculously fun, one of the most enjoyable matches I’ve watched in a long time. Honestly, I smiled from ear-to-ear throughout almost the whole contest, starting from the moment the normally-grouchy Dunne emerged as a surprise competitor, holding aloft a cake for hated ref Purser. (Brief backstory – the show was the day after Shay’s 18th birthday, hence the cake, but Purser is a hated figure in Attack!, after turning heel during the feud between Dunne and ring announcer Jim Lee, a feud that ultimately saw Dunne lose a “loser leave Attack!” match). Dunne was absolutely on fire in this match. What worked really well was that he still used all the moves he does as a heel, but here was doing them on the heel team to a big pop. Picking up referee Chris Roberts to use as a weapon on the CCK members, viciously stomping the arm of Lykos on the mat, feigning a move from the ropes only to drop down and bite Lykos’s hand….all eaten up by the crowd. What really helped here was the interplay of the characters and personalities involved. There’s almost something touching about the relationship between Lykos and Brookes, with Lykos plaintively calling for Brookes to help him in moments of danger, but at the same time they’re sticking spit-covered fingers in Mark Andrews’ ear or yelling at the crowd to shut up. I loved how CCK incorporated Purser into some of their signature spots, Brookes throwing him into a senton on a prone Andrews, or Lykos roping him in to help hit a (failed) brainbuster (incidentally, as soon as Lykos went for the brainbuster on Andrews, you just knew it was going to get reversed into the Stundog Millionaire, but watching all the set up just made it that much more enjoyable). By the time Dunne blocked an ill-advised attempt by Shay to low-blow him, and instead hit a pedigree onto the birthday cake, 20 minutes had flown by. Cannot explain enough how much I loved this match.

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