Thursday 10 February 2011

NJPW 09/01/09

Continuing my voyage through the NJPW TV year of 2009. Sadly, the final match on this show, an elimination match pitting Kanemoto, Kojima, Tenzan, Nagata and Nakanishi vs the GBH stable, doesn't seem to want to work for me, but the rest of the show went as follows...

Masato Tanaka vs Mitsuhide Hirasawa
Pretty enjoyable match with a simple-to-follow story: Hirasawa is the young NJPW rookie wanting to beat the outsider veteran (representing Zero-One). Hirasawa is all fighting spirit to start with as he wails on Tanaka in the corner, even having to be dragged off by the referee, but he soon falls prey to Tanaka, who takes him outside to inflict some damage. A chairshot to the knee as it's propped against the ringpost gives Tanaka a focal point and he begins to go to work on the leg of Hirasawa, cutting off any attempts to fightback by kicking him in the knee. Tanaka tries a frogsplash, but only gets knees to the stomach (which Hirasawa sells as well). Hirasawa gets a modicum of offence in the form of an exploder and a German suplex for two, but spends the rest of the match on defence. He gets to kick out of a brainbuster and a lariat, but a forearm smash gets the win for Tanaka. Good enough.

Tiger Mask vs Nobuo Yoshihari
Essentially a squash match. Yoshihari enjoys some basic offence to start, but gets knocked for six by a Tiger Mask kick to the head which sends him outside for a 14 count. Back in, a slap from TM almost knocks him clean out. Yoshihari gets a comeback with a flurry of punches and a bridging suplex for 2, before TM makes him tapout to a chicken wing. Short, inoffensive, but largely pointless.

Hirooki Goto vs Yujiro
Decent big man vs little man match, though Goto used to be a Jr heavyweight himself so he could keep up with the smaller Yujiro. The match is pretty close in the early stages, with Yujiro clotheslining Goto out of the ring at one point. Inside, Goto overpowers Yujiro, and hits him with a tough lookling toprope elbow for two. Yujiro has to rely on speed and agility to get an advantage, slipping out of a suplex attempt, before nailing Goto with Sliding D and a Catatonic for two. Yujiro manages to keep in the fight during some pretty even exchanges with Goto, even hitting a nice lariat for two, before being beheaded by a Goto lariat. Shouten gets the win for Goto. Reasonably competitive, considering the size difference, and Yujiro looked good on offence.

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Kazuchika Okada
Okada looks really up for this one, getting in Nakamura's face before the bell even rings. As is an ongoing theme with this show, a younger, smaller guy goes up against a more established wrestler, but Okada gets to look better here than most against a former IWGP champion. Nakamura looks dominant during the early stages, but Okada gets a nice burst of offence, including a backdrop suplex where he pulls Nakamura from the ropes, but he soon gets caught in a sleeper for the tapout Nakamura win. Short, but it achieved what it aimed to do.

Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Tetsuya Naito
Another match with a young gun taking on a more established star, though this one goes longer than any of the others, which really helps Naito look good. He hangs well with Tanahashi at the start, and even gets to show-off after ejecting Tanahashi from the ring. Tanahashi begins to work over the leg of Naito, but get caught with a huge slap whilst posing that levels him. Naito goes on the offensive, but remembers to sell his leg while doing so. The two exchange Dragon Sleepers with each other in a nice spot and Naito gets another chance to look good by getting nearfalls after a moonsault and after a series of rollups, but his momentum is stopped by Tanahashi going back to the leg and getting the tapout following a Texas Cloverleaf. Really fun match, with Naito getting a ton of offence.

Kantaro Hoshino vs Gedo
Hoshino is a rather older gentleman than Gedo, so this is a streetfight to hide his weaknesses. Doesn't make this match any less dull though. Hoshino gets in a flurry of offence to start, including a top rope plancha, but Gedo soon takes control as they brawl through the crowd and the backstage area. The rest of the match is approximately 10 minutes of Gedo ramming Hoshino into things then covering him for two counts. Eventually, they get back to the ring, where Gedo hits only rope on a chairshot, knocking himself for six and leaving himself prone to a low kick and a punch for the Hoshino win. I understand why they booked the match this way due to Hoshino's limitations, but it doesn't make the match any more fun to watch.

Sunday 6 February 2011

WWF Fan Favourites

This is an VHS that the WWF released in late 89/early 90, with the premise being that each match is one requested by a fan. We get a clip before each match of an unenthusiastic fan saying that wrestler A vs wrestler B would be a classic match, before we cut to the action. Let's see what we get.

Brooklyn Brawler vs Koko B. Ware
I'm sorry, there is no way I buy anyone wanting to see this match. I am especially sure no-one wanted to see a match that was 80% Brawler offence. Koko at least brings some high energy (sorry) early on, busting out a pretty nice flying headscissors, but Brawler has nothing to offer on offence, bringing stomps, chokes and rope-burns to the party. At one point Koko fires back with a sunset flip, which wakens the crowd, but Brawler soon puts a stop to that nonsense by putting on a chinlock to silence. Even Tony Schiavone and Lord Alfred can't say anything positive for Brawler, with Lord Al commenting on his "ponderous" offence. Koko eventually comes back with a nice facebuster from the corner and a killer Ghostbuster to win, but it's too late to save this abortion.

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vs Dusty Rhodes
An altogether more fun match. Both guys are experienced enough to know how to get a reaction from the crowd without putting too much into the match. In this case, both get the crowd into it via their selling. The Hammer sells Dusty's blows in a punch-drunk, groggy manner, while the Dream manages to incorporate a little dancing into his selling, showing his attempts to keep himself in the match. Both men are heavy hitter, and a punch exchange in the corner is particularly fun. Valentine is wearing his shinguard (called the Hartbreaker) to help with his figure four leglock, but it's Dusty who threatens one first, a nice holdover from his days feuding with Flair. Neither man actually gets to put it on, as the end comes from Ronnie Garvin coming out to prevent Jimmy Hart interfering, allowing Rhodes to roll-up a distracted Hammer for the win.

The Twin Towers vs The Hart Foundation
This should be good. The opening stage sets the scene, the Anvil trying a power battle with Boss Man, but failing to budge him on two shoulderblock attempts. Instead, he levels him with a dropkick, adapting his game. Akeem tries it with Bret, and, following a sitdown on a sunset flip attempt, starts to dominate the Hitman. The Twin Towers use their size advantage to control Bret and are plenty of fun to watch in the process, both being blessed with physical charisma and good speed for men of their size, highlighted by a sweet double avalanche in the corner. The Towers dominate Bret and the heat section is really well worked. They throw in 4 or 5 different hope spots before Bret finally gets the hot tag to a huge pop. The Anvil looks great on the hot tag, nailing Akeem with some solid shots, before resorting to using his relative speed for a double dropkick with Bret. It breaks down with all four men outside the ring (Bret even hits a pescado on Boss Man), but Akeem rolls in to beat the count and win. Afterwards, the Harts beat up Slick to regain their heat.

Mr Perfect vs Tito Santana
Two men who share real chemistry in this one. Because he's looked back on so fondly for his bumping ability, I sometimes forget how fluid Mr Perfect was on offence, and he looks really good here, aided by some consistent selling by Santana. Perfect dominates a lot of the offence in this match, but is soon bumping like a demon for Santana. Like with Perfect, I'd forgotten how good Tito was on offence, here showing real aggression as he pounds away at Perfect on the mat. Rick Martel comes out to run interference on Tito as I ponder back on the days when feuds were so well paced that they could afford to dedicate video space to it, safe in the knowledge the feud would be ongoing by the time the tape was released. Tito hits the flying forearm, but Martel puts Hennig's foot on the rope. He then distracts Tito on a figure four attempt, allowing Perfect the time to roll Santana up for the win. A bit short, but a fun bout.

Million Dollar Man vs Jimmy Snuka
The match begins with DiBiase trying to buy his way out of the match, which Schiavone takes great offence to, as it's a match the fans want to see. They shouldn't, because this really isn't very good. DiBiase does his best to bump hugely for Snuka in the opening stages, but Snuka really drags the match down by stopping...inbetween...every...move. DiBiase gets on offence, which is better simply because he doesn't take half an hour to do every move, though Snuka does take an odd bump over the top for a DiBiase clothesline, which looks awkward. The ending comes when Virgil distracts Snuka on the apron, but Snuka avoids a DiBiase attack from behind to roll him up for the win.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan & the Ultimate Warrior vs Andre The Giant & Ravishing Rick Rude
So much fun. Honestly, this is everything a throwaway tag match should be. We kick off with Warrior and Duggan doing each other's signature poses, which is cool, before we get into the action. Make no mistake, this isn't a "moves" match, but it is based around entertaining fans, which it does very well. An early spot sees Rude accidentally clothesline Andre into the ropes (and sells his arm afterwards too!) before getting used as a battering ram on the Giant by the faces. This is also one of the best uses of Andre I've seen from this era- here he's booked as a monster, gleefully stalking Duggan while he's injured. Andre taunts Warrior by doing his rope-shake pose, taunts Duggan by yelling "HOOO!!" while sitting on him and even copies Rude's hip swivel, all with a big grin plastered on his face. The ending is pretty predictable, Duggan belting Rude with the 2x4 while the ref is distracted, which leads to a Warrior splash for the win, but it's impossible to watch this and not be entertained. Good stuff.