Joe Gacy vs Alex Reynolds
This is for Gacy’s CZW title. I like both guys, but this
wasn’t their best work. For a big guy, there was a lot of needless motion by
Gacy, adding superfluous backward rolls into some of his moves at the start.
Much more enjoyable was his big dive, where he threw his frame to the outside
recklessly. Reynolds wrestles like a proper heel here, refusing the audience
request for “one more” chop to dish out an eye poke instead, and nailing a
nasty looking kneedrop. His pop-up Codebreaker looked a bit poor however. I
also liked the quick DVD that Gacy hit, but by the end this just felt like guys
hitting moves on each other. Gacy wins with a handstand cutter and the Rings of
Saturn, but both are capable of better.
Anthony LaCerra & Jesse Vane vs Milk Chocolate
LaCerra and Vane are defending their tag titles here. Really
enjoyed this match, thought both teams looked excellent. Vane was particularly
impressive, guy has a good look and moved really well throughout the match.
Both teams shared some fluid team work to start, with quick tags and smooth
looking double-teams. LaCerra hits a big flip dive to the floor, which is
impressive for a guy so big. He got really good height on it too. Vane eats an
STO on the apron by Watts, before Watts nails a huge cannonball from the top
rope to the floor. It had been built up by an earlier spot where Watts had been
reluctant to go up top, so it got a nice response. The end was pretty effective
here, as Milk Chocolate have control of Vane and look to be about to hit a
double-team move, but Vane fights back on Randy Summers, and LaCerra rolls up a
distracted Watts for the win. Good stuff.
Willow Nightingale vs J-Redd
This is for the Starlet’s title, a women’s belt held by the
male J-Redd for some reason. The biggest issue people often have with
intergender matches is that they find it unrealistic for the woman to be able
to hurt the man. Here, I find it unrealistic that the ratty
bag-of-pipe-cleaners J-Redd could cause any damage to the better built
Nightingale. She easily wins a test of strength in a fun spot, but this isn’t a
good match, with both performers looking tentative and sloppy in places. The
best looking move of the match is J-Redd’s partner GIT sweeping out Nightingale’s
legs as she runs the ropes, just a nice fluid movement. Thankfully, this is
pretty brief, as two other female competitors come out, take out GIT, hit a
double Twist of Fate on J-Redd, and Nightingale hits a powerbomb to win.
Bull James, Mouse, Tommy Dreamer & Rex Lawless vs
Stockade, King Mega & the Hounds of Hatred
This is a Psycho Circus match, which seems to be an unholy
mix of WarGames, Survivor Series and the Cage of Death. There’s two sides of a
cage set up on the ring, one laced with barbed wire, and a whole heap of
weaponry about. The match starts with two wrestlers, with one member of each
team entering alternately, and if you are pinned you get eliminated. To further
complicate things, this is for the NYWC title, with the belt going to one of
the team captains, Stockade or James, depending on which team survives, and
Mikey Whipwreck is guest referee.
On the whole, this was a lot of dumb fun, but there were a
few things that weren’t great: in particular, King Mega puts in a rotten
performance, barely selling a kendo stick shot from Dreamer, and taking a
woeful bump on his elimination from a pedigree by James. He looked awkward and
clumsy throughout, and is a detriment to the match. Whipwreck isn’t a great
ref, being off the pace when Lawless pins Boo Sullivan for an elimination, and
often counting from outside the ring. Also, things do get a bit messy in
places, with some wrestlers looking lost.
There are also a lot of positives: this was the best James
performance I’ve ever seen. He’s the first man in for his team and goes nearly
40 minutes, hitting some nice offence and taking some huge bumps – getting hiptossed
onto a board covered in mousetraps stands out as something that has to have
sucked to have taken. Stockade is just a big, nasty monster heel, and again he
bumps really well for a guy who is so big. Lawless and Bamm Sullivan also look
good, and Dreamer gets a huge pop and looks energised by the response. There
are some really nasty looking bumps taken in this bout: aside from Bull getting
thrown into mousetraps, we get Lawless blasting Boo with an exploding
breeze-block to the head, Lawless getting slammed onto Lego, Stockade getting
thrown into a netting made of carpet strips…just a load of bumps that
absolutely must have sucked to have been on the receiving end of.
The match boils down to James and Mouse against Stockade.
Mouse has been portrayed in the past as a weak guy who really can’t wrestle, so
he spends most of the match handcuffed to the ring post after a beating. James
frees him later on, but gets turned on with a low blow. A Stockade DDT only
gets two, before Mikey takes out Mouse with a big side slam (unbiased ref?).
This leads directly to the end, which was suitably match-ending. James placed a
wooden board on top of two breeze-blocks, set it alight and spinebustered Stockade
on top to gain the 3 count and the title. Despite or or two quibbles, this is a
really fun match.
No comments:
Post a Comment