WWE Payback 2013

Wade Barrett vs The Miz vs Curtis Axel

This is a triple threat for Barrett’s IC title. Never a big fan of triple threats, but there were a few bits of this that I liked as clever touches. Barrett is always looking over his shoulder, trying to be aware of where the third man is whilst attacking someone, and I like that the importance of Paul Heyman as Axel’s manager is put over by how he’ll constantly tell Axel to take his time on the outside, to pick his spots. Axel is definitely the crowd favourite here, though the portion with just him and Miz in the ring is nothing to write home about. Not bad, but nothing particularly compelling either. Barrett is the guy who feels like he’s bringing energy to the match. Axel gets a huge pop for a Perfect-Plex on Barrett (especially considering its Father’s Day), and the Miz gets booed for breaking up the pin. The ending sequence is pretty hot, and I loved the ending, with Miz putting Barrett in the figure four, only for Axel to sneak in and pin Barrett whilst Miz’s leg are still locked up. Lovely post-match look to the sky by Axel too.

Kaitlyn vs AJ Lee

The backstory to this involved AJ Lee setting up Big E as a fake secret admirer for Kaitlyn and humiliating her, so Kaitlyn is on fire to start, hurling AJ over the Spanish announce table in a hella bump. Aside from that, Kaitlyn isn’t great at expressing her intense hatred. Feels a bit stilted. Kaitlyn is still more powerful than AJ though, so things like her big clothesline and rolling through a crucifix to drop AJ with a stomach buster still look great. Also dug AJ’s chained rolling neckbreakers. Kaitlyn seems to have won the match with a spear, but wastes time blowing a sarcastic kiss at AJ, so only gets 2. Shortly after, Lee locks in the Black Widow to get the tap. This was fine.

Dean Ambrose vs Kane

This is for Ambrose’s US title. I’ve said it before, but I really miss THIS Ambrose. He’s wily, looking for openings, realising he’s not as strong as Kane and therefore trying to pick the right moment to strike. He kind of wrestles around Kane here, taking out his legs with a dropkick and slowly trying to break him down. There’s a nice moment where Dean gets a bit cocky, and tries for Old School on Kane, but he gets countered. This is actually pretty fun for a 2013 Kane singles match…then it ends abruptly, with Dean hitting (what we now call) Dirty Deeds on the floor for the count out win. I appreciate how it makes Dean look a bit cheap and weasely, but it’s a disappointing end to a surprisingly fine bout.

Alberto Del Rio vs Dolph Ziggler

So here we have, in my opinion, the greatest example of a badass, Walking Tall, babyface performance in modern WWE history. A face who, having had his property stolen by a coward who attacked him at his weakest (on one leg after a match with Jack Swagger), came to this match to wreck a singular vengeance on an unworthy champion. Here, Alberto Del Rio was the hero we didn’t deserve (especially those in the crowd who booed him, siding instead with a weak charlatan), but he was the hero we needed.

At the onset of the match, Ziggler is smug, confident, slipping out of the ring and swaggering around the ringside area. When he’s in the ring, he cheapshots Del Rio on a break, but his arrogance backfires as he misses a corner charge and instead takes a big back elbow to the face. This triggers Ziggler’s concussion, an injury which had put him out of action for a few weeks, and Del Rio is happy to repay Ziggler for the cheap shot that cost him the title in the first place. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Del Rio zeroes in on this in an aggressive fashion, cracking Ziggler’s skull with a nasty kick as he tries to enter the ring. Del Rio uses his smarts to get Big E ejected from ringside, trying to create the fair playing field that Ziggler is obviously too scared to want. This match layout means Ziggler spends most of it on defence, and that’s probably for the best, as when he does go on the offensive he hits an impossibly sloppy fameasser. His sleeperhold does look good, coiling around Del Rio and acting as a metaphor for the snake that Ziggler is. Credit where it’s due, Ziggler’s selling is phenomenal here, and the story of the match means he isn’t able to just rebound to his feet to hit his next move. Del Rio hits beautiful kidney shots with Ziggler tied in the ropes, which leads logically to a backstabber. Ziggler tries to make a few desperation comebacks, but an absolutely brutal kick from the apron cracks like a gunshot throughout the arena, vibrating off Ziggler’s head. Ziggler hits a final desperation zig zag, but it’s so weak a move that Del Rio is actually back on his feet first, and he fires a superkick at a kneeling Ziggler’s head to put the wretched champion out of his misery. An expertly crafted match, and though the crowd transferred their affection to Del Rio to Ziggler, for the virtuous among us, Del Rio brought no-nonsense justice to the world of wrestling.

CM Punk vs Chris Jericho

Punk is in his “tattooed Bradley Wiggins” phase here. This is Punk’s first match back since losing to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and is in Chicago, so he gets a monster pop. You know how much Chicago crowds love chanting for Punk when they know he isn’t there? Just imagine how much they chant for him when he IS there. Sadly, this match is pretty terrible. The commentary team bring up how Punk might have ring rust after his time off, and I don’t know if that was something Punk was trying to play up or not, but he was terribly sloppy here. He stumbles about trying to apply an early armbar, he kind of ambles when being Irish whipped into a corner and he stumbles again trying to apply a neckbreaker. Jericho looks much crisper, though he isn’t without his flaws with some of his punches looking utterly shambolic. There’s a really nice sequence where Punk hits his corner knee, takes too long showing off and gets his bulldog reversed, followed by a Lionsault and swift cover by Jericho for two. Jericho also hits a great codebreaker to counter an attempted springboard clothesline by Punk. It’s just a shame there are too many awkward spots like Jericho trying to apply the Walls of Jericho, and bending really far down for seemingly no reason other than to let Punk clumsily pull himself up and lock in an Anaconda Vice. The end was pretty neat, with Punk hitting the GTS, which sends Jericho into the turnbuckle and bouncing back into another GTS for the win, but overall this was poor.

Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton & Daniel Bryan

Orton and Bryan are mismatched tag partner who’ve got a shaky mutual respect, which makes the tag champ Shield members the favourites. Reigns and Bryan is already a great match up at this point, loved Reigns flooring Bryan with a huge kneelift, needs to bring that back. Reigns sells the fuck out of Bryan’s kick flurry too. Orton looks great when he tags in, hitting everything so crisply, and the transition to the Shield offence looks so natural: Orton reaches through the ropes to grab Rollins and gets nailed by a Superman punch from nowhere. Rollins had a few nice moments in the match, loved Orton starting to make a comeback and Rollins hitting a standing enzuigiri to stop that momentum dead. Orton makes the hot tag after exploder suplexing Rollins into Reigns in the corner (a little too far away, Rollins had to kind of awkwardly headbutt Reigns in the arse) leading to a great Bryan hot tag run. However, Reigns pushes Rollins away from the suicide dive and Bryan wipes out Orton instead. This leads to a red hot ending, as Orton accidentally pushes Bryan into a Reigns spear, then takes Reigns out with an RKO, only for Rollins to shove him out and Curb Stomp a still groggy Bryan for the win. Good little tag sprint, with nice execution and a fun underlying story.

John Cena vs Ryback

This is 3 stages of Hell: lumberjack match, tables match and an ambulance match. This felt like an interesting challenge for Cena: partly because Ryback was unproven as a big match singles worker, partly because they’d have to work 3 different matches and partly because of our knowledge that, obviously, neither guy is going to win the first two stages consecutively, so they need to work harder to make the second stage interesting. Overall, I’d say it’s just about a win.

So the lumberjack match was pretty fun. Interesting to see who was at ringside – Ted DiBiase and Alex Riley (in his own t-shirt! I bet they didn’t sell many of those) stand out as long forgotten roster members. They both threw some big power moves at each other early doors, and Ryback seemed to enjoy throwing Cena out to the hostile lumberjacks, with Cena taking some big bumps to the floor. Loved Ryback pressing Cena onto one side of lumberjacks, but he showed his naivety when Cena throws him out, and he decides to start a fight with the surrounding mass. It led to a big schmozz which ends with Cena diving from the top rope onto the heaving mass of bodies. Really great visual. They re-enter the ring, where Ryback counters an STF by powering up into Shellshocked for three.

With Cena 1-0 down, he was always going to win the tables match. Ryback doesn’t really give the impression that he’s going to win this, as his tactic seems to be to put Cena through tables by hurling the ring steps at him, which always breaks the tables when Cena ducks. Even if I was foolish enough to believe Ryback was going to win two straight falls, I wouldn’t believe he was going to do it by blitzing Cena with a thrown staircase to the face. Ryback also doesn’t seem to take it Cena in this fall, maybe putting over his overconfidence at being a fall up. Inevitably, Cena escapes Shellshocked to hit the AA through a table to even it up.

The ambulance match finishes things off, and I liked Ryback’s tactic of battering Cena, powerbombing him through the announce table, before the match started, and then carrying Cena’s prone body up the aisle to the vehicle. Good logic, and it also meant we avoided the two unnaturally fighting their way to the entrance way. Cena recovers and we get a fun weapons brawl built around the ambulance. Cena whips Ryback into an open door, ripping it from the hinges, before Ryback rips some bodywork off to use as a weapon on Cena. The ending requires both guys to be on the roof, so I appreciated Cena climbing to the top and ripping the flashing lights off the top to use as a weapon, makes the ending look a bit more organic rather than them climbing to the top just because that’s where they need to be. Of course, when both guys seem hesitant to climb onto the roof, you know what’s up and, yep, Cena hits the AA to send Ryback crashing through the roof to win. Not very much of this lagged, despite containing three bouts, and this is an overall success.