This is another treat from Lovefilm, a DVD I added to my list with no idea of wrestlers or matchlisting. A cursory glance at the menu when it arrived showed quite a few wrestlers I really dig, like Psychosis, LuFisto and Super Crazy, so I was looking forward to this. The initial presentation led me to have some doubts though, as all the matches seem to have a metal backing track for no reason. Worse, the commentary is done by the XPW team of the vaguely-amusing Larry Riviera and the frequently-inane Kriss Kloss....
Princessa Sugey vs LuFisto
The ropes are covered with barbed wire on two sides, which is a running thing throughout the DVD. Sugey gets the early advantage, hanging LuFisto in a tree of woe, then dropkicking a metal tray into her face. A lightbulb shot to the head is essentially no-sold by LuFisto, who fires back with a Michinoku Driver onto some bulbs. Disappointingly, there is no build-up to the first barbed wire spot, instead Sugey just dumps LuFisto into it, which gets less reaction than it should. Sugey hits a Michinoku Driver of her own onto lightbulbs for two. They start to brawl in the crowd with an odd lack of gusto, with only a LuFisto suplex onto the floor looking good. It's all pretty unimpressive, as they just go from weapon spot to weapon spot with no build up. Sugey sets up a few lighttubes to bridge two chairs, but gets caught up top and superplexed through for two. LuFisto finally hits Emerald Frosion onto yet more tubes for the win. Pretty forgettable.
Xtreme Tiger vs Crazy Boy
Frustratingly, this match has been really awkwardly clipped, taking out seconds of resting to skip to the action. This gives an odd sensation that no-one is selling, even though they may be. The result is, this feels like a total spotfest. Xtreme Tiger bumps around early for Crazy Boy, progressing to getting put into a dustbin and dropkicked several times. Tiger comes back, sending Boy outside the ring and hitting an insane moonsault to the floor. Crazy Boy then sets up Tiger under some lightbulbs, then moonsaults through them, probably hurting himself as much as Tiger. Tiger comes back by hitting a rana through a table from the top rope. Not content to let Tiger hit all the cool offence, Crazy Boy lands a one-man Spanish Fly through a table from the top. Crazy produces a star made of lightbulbs from somewhere, but his attempt to moonsault it onto Tiger misses, hitting only mat and shattering the bulbs. Some unnamed wrestlers come out to interfere and give Tiger the DQ win. After a bit of all round brawling, Crazy Boy gets put on a table at ringside, and Tiger gives him a 450 splash. Bit of a mess to be honest.
Joe Lider & Crazy Boy vs Psychosis & Xtreme Tiger vs Damien 666 & Halloween
666 and Halloween are dressed in jeans and t-shirts, so at least they're dressed for the occasion. Crazy Boy hits a swank Asai to the outside on 666 early doors, which sets the tone for the parade of spots to come. The phrase "shades of Steve Rizzono" is used for the second match in a row on this DVD, which is absurd. We do get a lovely Psychosis/Halloween in-ring segment, which is the nicest display of wrestling we see in the match. It ends with Halloween running into a chair headfirst. Predictably, it all breaks down with all 6 in ring. I like the way that it starts off with guys trying to take control individually, before the team aspect comes into it with a series of slick double teams. 666 and Halloween introduce the weapons into the match, and they really go on a tear. Lider hits a terrible looking Van Daminator on Halloween, as it dawns on me that I've not seen a pinfall attempt yet. After what feels like forever, Lider and Crazy Boy hit a Spanish Fly on Tiger through some lightbulbs to win. Just a bunch of spots that felt like it would never end.
Dralion vs Nightmare
This is billed as a table match, but the ref counts a pinfall attempt 30 seconds in, so I guess it's just another hardcore match but they've brought some tables out too. Insane suicide dive by Dralion 30 seconds in endears him to me greatly. The DVD clips to Dralion hitting a Phoenix Splash through Nightmare on a ringside table. In the ring, Dralion hits a Sky Twister Press right onto Nightmare, who has got nothing in so far. Dralion bizarrely appears to hurl himself out of ring for no reason. This gives Nightmare a chance to dominate, so maybe he just felt sorry for him. Nightmare sets up table, and gestures that the match is about to be over...then hits a Tiger suplex for a two count. Really odd. Nightmare hits a moonsault through the table, but this only gets a two, so either way it's not over. I wish it was though, even if some of Dralion's spots have been impressive. This is just sloppy brawling with some spots awkwardly bolted on. Dralion hits a dragon suplex, but for some reason the ref doesn't bother counting. I assume he's as bored of this match as I am and has drifted off. In a ludicrous blown spot, Dralion dives out of ring to hit a 450 splash through a table, but hilariously totally misses as the table is too far away. Nightmare hits springboard legdrop through the table (which he moves closer to the ring), but is unable to continue due to being too injured. So the match just ends suddenly. A total whack of shit.
Crazy Boy & Joe Lider vs Super Crazy & Xtreme Tiger
Really hoping Super Crazy can improve our match quality here. Crazy and Tiger attack from behind and already this is a bit more heated than we've been getting previously. Crazy hits a tarantula over the barbed wire ropes on Lider, which has to hurt him as much as Lider. Then again, he is the insane luchador. As per the previous matches, there is no tagging as it seems to be contested under tornado rules. Crazy seems to vanish from the match, so Crazy Boy and Lider dominate Tiger. Nice Van Daminator by Lider onto Tiger, wisely setting up the spot for the midpoint of the ring to avoid the possibility of missing the move. Lider and Boy attack Tiger's knee, which seems like good strategy, but they don't focus on this again. Emerald Frosion on Tiger gets two. Suddenly, some flaming lightbulbs are in the ring from nowhere, and CB and Tiger whack each other with them. You'd think this would be quite important, but it's just another spot. Lider hits the worst legdrop I've ever seen from the top of a ladder, and somehow his Canadian Destroyer is even worse. Eventually, Tiger hits a 450 to the floor onto Crazy Boy, whilst Super Crazy rolls the dice on Lider to win. This was alright when Super Crazy was involved, but it was still just another mess of a spotfest.
Damien 666 & Halloween vs Supreme & Angel
Oh fuck right fucking off! The last thing this DVD needed was more XPW influence. There are lightbulbs set up on the ropes for this match. Mexico's Most Wanted dominate the early parts, which is good as it saves us from the XPW team's offence, but soon Supreme takes over as he powerbombs one MMW member onto the other. Angel outrages the fans with some "gay comedy", rubbing his crotch and arse into his opponents faces. We get some basic crowd brawling, but to be honest this is better than a lot of the previous matches. There is the bare minimum of random, no-sold insane spots and the brawling actually builds to the weapon shots. They could do with teasing some of the spots more - the pile of thumbtacks spot should have been built up better - but this is generally ok. Supreme staples money to Damian's head, which is always my least favourite hardcore spot, but again the crowd reacts to it. Angel gets splashed through a table, but because they've minimised the nonsense, it actually gets a reaction as being a big deal. Supreme tries to chance his hand with MMW's valet, but gets lowblowed and suplexed through a pile of lights and table bits for the 3 count. Honestly, best match so far.
LuFisto vs Joe Lider
This is helpfully billed as man vs woman match, in case it wasn't obvious from LuFisto's lady face and lady body. LuFisto dominates early, but Lider comes back, using his superior size to overpower her. The tough balance to get right in intergender matches is keeping the match credible, especially since male wrestlers are much bigger than female wrestlers. Here, the use of weapons helps with the credibility, as anyone getting blasted with a chair by LuFisto is going to be in trouble. We get an obvious clip as Lider's singlet suddenly has the straps down. Lider hits a Michinoku Driver onto barbed wire. We get a pretty nice LuFisto top rope rana onto barbed wire, where Lider lands directly onto it. LuFisto then hits a cannonball through bulbs. Lider comes back, but LuFisto German suplexes him through more bulbs. Have to give Lider credit here, he's letting LuFisto kick the shit out of him. Psycho Driver by Lider, only gets a 2, which I don't mind too much as Lider hasn't really given LuFisto much offence so far. Lider takes an insane bump, missing a twisting senton onto arena floor. Lider recovers to block some attempted LuFisto offence, and plants her with Spanish Fly from apron through bulbs. Insane bump. That gets the 3 count. Another decent match, and the best Lider showing on the DVD. He went all out to make LuFisto look good, and the result was pretty fine.
Damian 666 & Dragon Shyru vs Crazy Boy & Joe Lider
This seems to be set up as Mexico's Most Wanted vs Crazy and Lider, but Halloween is unexplainedly taken away pre-match. Crazy Boy asnd Lider dominate both Shyru and Damian early doors, but advantage swings as Damian takes Lider outside and hurls him through a large wooden board. I feel like I've sat through this match 3 or 4 times on this DVD. Just a collection of spots with very little build. Here, the spots are actually quite smoothly executed with the bare minimum of botches, but it's hard to care about the weapon shots when they essentially mean nothing. The reason the XPW guys match was the best on the DVD is because they actually built up to huge spots. Here, Lider DVD's Shyru through a table to the floor from the top rope, and he's soon back in the match as if it was nothing. A bunch of stuff happens, but it's all meaningless. The match ends when Nightmare interferes, allowing Crazy Boy to pin Damian. Terrible stuff.
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