Pogo the Clown vs the Sandman
Oh God, this match is terrible. Pogo is essentially a big fat lad in a clown costume who seems to be pretty much useless, aside from one nice bump right at the start. Sandman basically tries to carry this with some nutty bumping, but Pogo’s offence is really shitty, with a weak facebuster and a horrible top rope splash. They really go all out to put Pogo over here: at one point Sandman’s wife runs in, only to get caught from the top rope and splashed. Pogo then barely sells Sandman’s rage-filled cane shots and powerbombs him onto some safety railings in the ring for 3. The sad thing is, this is clearly using the big star to put over the local talent, which makes sense, but Pogo is so poor that the fans simply don’t buy it.
Juventud Guerrera vs Julio Deniro
Juvi cuts a rambling promo pre-match, which is amusingly
subtitled. They blow something early doors, but recover quickly and work a decent
match. Julio looks a bit shaky on the more complicated stuff he tries, but his
basics seem pretty good, which means that Juvi is able to carry him well
enough. Deniro does hit a pretty good top rope reverse suplex, and I really
appreciated him going for frequent pins in an attempt to beat his more
illustrious opponent. However, Juvi is too much for him, though it takes a Juvi
Driver on a chair for Guerrera to pick up the win.
Mexico’s Most Wanted vs Dead Prez
The Dead Prez team aren’t announced, instead being nameless
debutants who enter through the crowd. As far as I’m aware they were Boogalou
(of early RoH fame) and Low Ryder, whilst MMW are Damien 666 and Halloween. This
is a pretty fun tag match, as both teams are use some fun double teams, and
both work a high energy pace. I liked the move where MMW grabbed Boogalou by
the arms and legs and rammed him into the ringpost from outside. After a back
and forth match, MMW retain the tag titles with the Montezuma’s Revenge, a
giant swing into a standing dropkick. Really good fun.
Chris Chetti vs Chris Hamrick
This actually starts off pretty well, despite Chetti selling
a phantom armdrag. The fans seem to dislike the face Chetti, until Hamrick
takes a ludicrous bump to the floor and Chetti follows him out with a corkscrew
moonsault from the top rope. Chetti seems to be trying really hard here, which is
good to see. However, there is a minute where everything goes to Hell and never
really recovers. In this case, they manage to botch a clothesline-in-the-corner
spot twice. From there, things go a bit sloppy, until the end sees Chetti kick
out of a top rope legdrop and hit a top rope Amityville Horror for the win.
Psychosis vs Super Crazy
It probably won’t be a huge surprise to learn this is the
best match of the night. Crazy is massively over here. You can get an
impression of the pace they work here by the fact that Psychosis takes a nuts
guardrail in the first 10 seconds. Very high tempo stuff, but everything is
cleanly hit and looks good. Crazy hits a sweet looking asai moonsault into the
crowd at one point, getting insane air. They run through a nice series of
counters and reversals, until Psychosis hits a diamond dust from the corner and
nails the top rope legdrop for 3. After, Crazy goes nuts with a spike and
starts attacking Psychosis. Great match.
Malice vs Vic Grimes
Before the match, we get a worked-shoot promo from Malice
complaining about his XPW gimmick and saying he’s representing TNA. It’s a
decent big man match, though Grimes is noticeably running out of breath after
the opening minutes. But they throw each other about impressively enough, with
Malice hitting a good top rope butterfly suplex on Grimes. Grimes is pretty
agile for a big lad, walking the ropes and hitting a nice pair of top rope
splashes. Most impressive of all is the finish, which sees Grimes hit a top
rope cannonball to the floor through a table (as well as through Malice) which
picks up the win. Grimes cuts an anti-TNA promo, but seeing as how XPW is seen
as even more of a joke than TNA...hindsight.
Supreme vs Altar Boy Luke
This is for the Deathmatch title held by Supreme. The Altar
Boy is better known as Luke Hawx of WSX fame. Supreme actually outwrestles Luke
to start, but bumps for a whiffed dropkick and lands in a tray of lightbulbs
outside the ring. Supreme pretty much no sells that, which makes sense given
his “Human Horror Film” gimmick. We get an odd looking legsweep into barbed
wire, where they both seems to take equal impact. I like the fact Luke hits 3
or 4 moves in a row designed to drop Supreme into the barbed wire over and over
again. Supreme slams Luke into the wire, and he reacts less well than Supreme
had been. Supreme drags Luke to the crow’s nest, but Angel (the “Hardcore Homo”)
interferes and helps throw Supreme off the edge. After Angel setting it up,
Luke hits a 450 splash through tables and tacks to pick up the shock win. More
enjoyable than I expected, with a few fun highspots and Supreme actually
holding his end of the bargain up well. Not amazing, but fun.
Kaos vs Danny Doring
The opening stages of this match are shockingly good. Like, really
enjoyable pro-wrestling, especially when Kaos threatens to leave and Doring
dives off the top rope onto Kaos and his entourage. I also loved how Kaos
decided to wrestle with the XPW TV title still on. However, things so a bit
wrong after Doring gets blindsided following interference from valet Veronica
Caine. First, Kaos botches a few moves, including a sloppy looking cutter. Then
Kaos and manager GQ Money hit a rolling thunder/450 splash combo in front of
the ref, despite having relied upon ref distractions earlier in the match.
Worst of all is a nonsensical sequence, where Doring (the face) gets
outwrestled by Caine (the heel valet), which is such an unspeakably stupid bit
of booking. Things pick up again shortly after Money takes a sickening bump
over the top onto the guardrail. Kaos hits a Ganso Bomb for two, before a fun
sequence of reversals leads to Doring hitting a reverse stunner to win. Of
course, a Dusty Finish is used to stop Doring getting the TV title, with Money
revealing the contract signed was non-title. The good just about outweighed the
bad.
Shane Douglas vs Chris Candido
You know a match is going to be bad when the ref counts two
following a post-match attack, before he’s actually called for the opening
bell. There is some very lacklustre brawling to start, though I did enjoy how,
following a table being set up in the ring, Douglas and Candido built
anticipation to the table spot by gesturing to it and threatening to use it.
Eventually, Candido misses a top rope legdrop which sends him through it. We
get a sequence where each man uses offence designed purely to hurt the opponent’s
balls. Like, 3 moves a piece. The valets (Tammy Sytch for Candido and Lizzy
Borden for Douglas) fight in the ring, and Shane gives Tammy the belly-to-belly
suplex. Candido hits a top rope headbutt, but Borden puts Douglas’ leg on the rope.
Douglas fires back with two Pittsburgh Plunges (the second onto a chair) to
retain the title. Boring brawling, not recommended at all
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