Ever since watching the documentary disc on The Triumph & Tragedy of World Class, followed by the Heroes Of World Class film, I've had a soft spot for the Von Erich family. This prompted me to dig out this old USWA commercial tape I once bought from the Coventry branch of Cash Generator. The World Class territory didn't get any air time in the UK, so a tape like this would be pretty rare, making the fact my 18yr old self randomly chose this even more remarkable. Let's see how it goes...
Kerry Von Erich & Steve Simpson vs Iceman King Parsons & Buddy Roberts
This is still taken from the glory days of World Class, and Buddy’s hair looks wild here. We cut to commercial before the bell sounds and we return to Kerry injured on the floor, but he soon gets the hot tag following a discus punch. Both Kerry and Buddy look a little muted here, with both doing some pretty awkward looking bumping. Suffice to say that the exchanges between Parsons and Simpson look far better. The match is pretty short and uneventful, the ending seeing heel miscommunication causing Roberts to bump over the top from a Parsons butt-butt, and Von Erich rolling the Iceman up for three. Not the best start.
Kerry Von Erich vs Al Perez
This is a cage match for the World Class title. Gary Hart is handcuffed inside the ring to one of the corners, as he was apparently due to be handcuffed to Fritz before the whole “heart attack” angle. The commentary mentions Kerry’s cage match will Ric Flair 4 years previously, before Von Erich gets two from a backslide, the move which won him Flair’s NWA title in a later match. Perez doesn’t offer much in the way of offence in this match, but his bumping is stellar and makes Kerry’s offence look far more effective. Perez manages to block the Iron Claw, but leaves himself open to a stomach claw, which weakens him. The main problem with this match is that, for a world title cage match, it’s ultimately a little tame and lacking in passion. Perez fails to convey any personality here, while Kerry seems pretty half-arsed too. The end comes when the ref takes a bump and Perez rams Kerry throat-first into Hart’s handcuffs for the win. Disappointing.
Kerry & Kevin Von Erich vs Buddy Roberts & Terry Gordy
This is billed as a Badstreet match, with all four guys in street clothes. Kevin is even wearing boots, so you know it’s serious. This is also a match which blows away the cobwebs of the last two Kerry matches, as he and Gordy go hell for leather on each other from the get-go, which only ends when Gordy grabs Kerry in a bearhug and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Roberts gets in, only for Kerry to pummel him with some belt shots. Kevin gets tagged in and the whole thing breaks down to a massive brawl. One which is fucking awesome, as the hate is palpable. Kevin takes a huge suplex on the concrete floor, while Kevin gets waffled with some vicious Gordy chairshots. The Von Erichs don’t just take offence, they dish it out too- one thing that’s so good is how Kevin, the smallest man in the match, will happily leap to punch out either of his opponents. In one brilliant scene, he rolls away from Gordy to allow him to swiftly pull his boot off and use it as a weapon on the bigger man. Gordy is a beast, hitting a brutal looking piledriver on Kevin, before planting him with a big back suplex. Kerry comes in with piledrivers of his own on both opponents, prompting this glorious line on commentary: “All’s fair in love and war and pro-wrestling”. Beautiful. At some point, Chris Adams and Iceman get involved, leading to the ref throwing the match out and an even bigger brawl taking place in the ring. This is all fucking magnificent.
Kerry Von Erich vs Tarras Bulba
Though not a classic, I like this match a lot as an example of how good a story Kerry could tell when he wanted to. Bulba is a much bigger man than Kerry, so Von Erich goes to the mat, taking out Bulba’s legs and getting away when Bulba tries to grab him. When Bulba does catch hold of him, Kerry is more than up for the fight and the subsequent brawl is pretty meaty. Kerry gets the Iron Claw, but Bulba breaks it easily. The commentators comment on KVE’s taped hand and how this will affect the claw. Kerry applies it again, Bulba again breaks free easily. Von Erich starts selling the hand injury, and the match now becomes about Kerry trying to win without his most powerful weapon. KVE gets control of the match with a series of clotheslines and the discus punch, and goes for a third claw on Bulba. Bulba applies the Mongolian Claw and it becomes a battle of whose claw is strongest, a battle Kerry wins. The Punisher runs in for the DQ and assaults Kerry post-match, focusing on the injured hand. Fun little match, with a good story to carry the action.
Kerry Von Erich, Kevin Von Erich & Steve Simpson vs Iceman King Parsons, Buddy Roberts & the Angel of Death
This is for the heel team’s 6-man titles, with the faces joined by Chris Adams at ringside. We start with a melee, and the faces gain control as we hit an early break. When we return, things have changed. Parson’s knocks Kerry to the floor, who very briefly plays face-in-peril until making a tag to a fired-up Kevin. Like with the streetfight, Kevin is awesome here, brimming with energy and babyface fight. The faces take control, with the two non-legal men being quick to leap in the ring if the heels try and cheat their way to an advantage, which is a nice touch. Simpson’s offence is pretty dull, all headlocks and sleepers, so it comes as a relief when he has to play face-in-peril. Terry Taylor attacks Adams at ringside, distracting the ref and allowing the Angel of Death to come in on the offensive while Simpson is pinning Roberts, dropping an elbow and letting Buddy roll up Simpson for three. Pretty dull, with only Kevin’s offence keeping it interesting. A best of Kevin video would go down a lot better than this one, I suspect.
Kerry Von Erich & Chris Adams vs Tarras Bulba & Sheik Braddock
The crowd is very much pro-faces, to the annoyance of Braddock, who reacts badly to the Adams-friendly crowd. The faces are much quicker, and use their superior speed to send the heels out of the ring. This seems to be a few months after the previous match, as KVE has no problems with his claw hand, applying it to Bulba early doors. Bulba gets the Mongolian Claw and we get a repeat of the claw battle from the previous match, with the Iron Claw winning yet again, but Bulba gets to the ropes. Adams is soon face-in-peril, which may be for the best as his selling is pretty top-notch considering how basic the heel offence is. The hot tag to Kerry leads to all four brawling in and around the ring (including Adams choking Braddock with the safety rope). Braddock applies an interminably long chinlock to Adams, but a hot tag brings in a fired-up Kerry who rolls up Braddock for three. Abrupt ending and loooong chinlock aside, this was pretty fun and a decent way to end the tape.
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