WWE Super-Showdown 2018

Having this big WWE show take place in Australia was lovely for me, living in the UK. I got up at a reasonable time on Saturday, made some toast and a brew, and could just settle down to watch some wrestling. Lots of people called this a glorified house-show, which may not be inaccurate, but house-shows are generally great, just solid no-nonsense wrestling, so I was looking forward to this show. The end result was a show that wasn't groundbreaking, but was a fun way to spend a Saturday morning.

The Bar vs The New Day (Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods)

Perfectly decent opener, solidly entertaining stuff. The New Day put forward their quickest team, and they spend the opening stages showing nice flowing teamwork until both get caught on dives by the Bar, and rammed into ringposts. Sheamus nicely stops the 10 Beats halfway through to stop the crowd singing along in a neat heat-gathering spot. Woods gets a nice flurry when he comes in off the tag, but rushes straight into an Irish Curse from Sheamus, which looked great. The Bar have some neat power spots, including Sheamus throwing Woods into a Cesaro uppercut. A Cesaro sharpshooter looks to have things won for the Bar, but Kofi saves and a fun Kofi top rope stomp onto a Woods backcracker gets the pin on Cesaro. Good stuff.

Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair

Both show some nice aggression early on, with Lynch yanking Flair from the ring by her arm (Charlotte splats on the floor, nasty bump). Loved Becky’s tilt-a-whirl into an armbar, with her cruelly torqueing back Charlotte’s fingers. This obviously is to set up the DisArmHer, but Charlotte does less work to set up for the Figure 8. She does a little – at one point stomping Becky’s leg when it’s stuck on the middle rope – but not very much, feels like it’s just being done to pay lipservice to her finisher. Flair’s spear looks like it folds Becky in half, prompting her to try and leave with the title, but Charlotte stops this with a second huge spear. The Figure 8 gets locked in, but Becky hits her in the leg with the title for the DQ. Disappointing finish aside, this was decent.

John Cena & Bobby Lashley vs Elias & Kevin Owens

Obviously, a lot of the post-match talk has revolved around Cena’s sensible dad hair and the fact he wasn’t allowed to bump because of a film he’s shooting, but I thought that kinda helped the match, made the build up to his hot tag feel greater. Lashley taking most of the heat is awkward, because he’s still not over enough to draw any sympathy from the audience, but I thought he was good here (really odd looking Thesz Press aside). He takes offence big here, bumping nastily through the ropes from a missed spear and taking a full-on Owens frog splash. Owens and Elias make a nice team, and Cena’s finally getting tagged in got a good reaction. Cena basically played the hits, finishing with the AA and his ludicrous new backfist finisher. Enjoyed this.

Billie Kay & Peyton Royce vs Asuka & Naomi

The Iiconics didn’t get as big a pop as I thought they would. This was brief, but harmless. The Iiconics are a bit patchy in ring, but Asuka and Naomi made a fun team, and there were a few neat moments. Loved Kay trying to hurt Naomi by catching a boot and throwing her to the floor, only for Naomi to land in a perfect splits, and this was paid off by Billie trying the same moments later with less impressive results. Asuka hits a weak looking German suplex on Kay after a brief Iiconics heat section, and Naomi hits a great split legged moonsault on Royce, before the pin is stopped. Kay drops Naomi facefirst on the apron, and a running knee from Royce gets the victory.

AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe

Remember when Joe fought Roman on PPV, and people claimed that Joe was being forced to work at a ponderous pace to get heel heat vs Reigns? I wonder what the excuse here was, because this was pretty plodding. It started well, both showing their aggression by fighting in the aisle and AJ quickly recovering from being thrown over an announce table to get right back into the ring. But this match goes over twenty minutes, and there’s not enough to this to keep it interesting. For a no DQ match, this is pretty pedestrian, with Joe walking through his offence at a glacial pace, though AJ tries his best to bump it into a more interesting bout. He takes a Joe standing elbow hard, bumps 360 degrees on a clothesline and takes a hard looking uranage onto a chair. AJ throwing Joe through a table looks awkward though, a really messy landing. Joe sells a leg injury from this point, and Styles zones in on it. Liked the springboard 450 he hit directly to Joe’s leg. Joe’s Kokina Clutch suplex is pretty wild looking too. Joe’s leg gives in on a muscle buster attempt, but he locks in the Kokina Clutch again, only for AJ to (clumsily) reverse it to the Calf Crusher for the tap out win. Like the fact Joe was near the ropes for this, but the No DQ stip meant that it did him no good. Other than that, this was disappointing.

The Riott Squad vs The Bella Twins & Ronda Rousey

This was a perfectly fine trios match. The early stages seemed to be setting up a “Bellas vs Ronda” scenario, as the Bellas only tagged each other and Ronda was left on the sidelines. This didn’t really play into the match though. There’s a brief Brie vs Liv section that I can’t imagine was the pairing anyone wanted to see in this match, before Nikki becomes face in peril. Lovely running knee to the face by Sarah Logan. Hot tag is made to Ronda, and she’s a great hot tag. Big judo throws to Morgan and Logan, some big strikes to Sarah and, though Liv saves Logan from an armbar attempt, Ronda soon locks them both into a double armbar for the immediate tap.

Cedric Alexander vs Buddy Murphy

Murphy is the hometown boy here, and gets a great reaction. This is a fantastic sprint, the career resurgence of Buddy Murphy has been one of the joys of 2018 WWE. Murphy hits an insane dive right from the start, and the pace doesn’t really slow from there. Both hit big spots: Cedric times a superkick perfectly and I loved Murphy constantly trying to climb to the top only for Cedric to use this momentum to hit a top rope Michinoku Driver. Cedric also hits his own big dive. For his part, Buddy gets two on a lovely sitout powerbomb (with a slightly sloppy cover, which fits the story of him being too overexcited in his hometown). There’s a neat sequence where Murphy keeps kicking out of some big moves successively, taking a standing Spanish Fly and a huge Lumbar Check. The pop on the kickout is huge. Cedric tries springboarding into the ring, takes a big knee to the face on landing, and the pumphandle driver gets the victory for Murphy. Huge pop for that, felt like a real feel good moment, and the match was really choice.

The Shield vs Braun Strowman, Drew McIntyre & Dolph Ziggler

Loved the face masks that the Shield wore to the ring, looked totally badass. This breaks down really early and Rollins gets isolated as the face-in-peril after an early Shield Bomb is thwarted. Of note Ziggler’s first move of the match is the shitty backslap DDT, and we get maybe too much Ziggler vs Rollins in the ring for my taste. I did like that Ziggler’s shit talking led to him doing something feckless shortly afterwards. Strowman misses a crap looking top rope splash and Ambrose gets the hot tag. Loved Ambrose bringing out something new, hitting a fallaway slam on Ziggler. We get a tantalising Reigns vs McIntyre section that made me want to see that singles match even more. Roman muscling up Drew for a one armed powerbomb was really neat. The Shield Bomb is thwarted by Strowman plowing through the lot of them with a big spear. Roman accidentally hits Ambrose with a Superman Punch to continue the hinted dissension, and this led to the big turning point of the match, as Rollins and Reigns are left alone in the centre of the ring with the heels surrounding them. Ambrose gets on the fourth side, hinting that he may attack them too, only to take out Strowman with a suicide dive. Lovely spot where Strowman looks to be about the charge through Ambrose on the floor, but Reigns takes Strowman out with a PERFECTLY timed spear through the barricade. Back inside, Ambrose hits Ziggler with Dirty Deeds to win. Good stuff here.

Daniel Bryan vs The Miz

I’ll be honest, I only kept half an eye on this match as I was making a (shit) omelette. Luckily, this was brief, so I didn’t miss too much. I do love Bryan getting the pin super quickly by locking Miz in a small package. Keeps the Miz looking strong, shows off Bryan as talented wrestler who can win at any time, and created a nice sudden finish.

Triple H vs The Undertaker

I’ve seen this match taking a lot of abuse on line, and I can see why. It’s very long. Too long. Neither guy is in good shape, with Taker looking exhausted on several occasions, and there’s a load of smoke’n’mirrors horseshit to cover up the limitations of both men. However, I didn’t hate this. I’ve never been a big fan of either guy, and I hated their last two WrestleMania matches, but I also had no expectations going into this. For two men with a combined age of basically 100, who are only out there to give a marquee match-up to this supershow, this was ok. I enjoyed Shawn Michaels’ role in this, sneakily running interference and setting up props for use in the match (with a painfully slow Kane easily kept at bay). The fighting outside is fine, bar the blown back bodydrop Undertaker tries on HHH, with admittedly a lot Taker dragging round HHH by the head, and I enjoyed HHH putting Kane through a table by hitting an elbow drop from the apron. The ref bump where Taker punches him out doesn’t make much sense, given the match is No DQ anyway, and Taker bumps embarrassingly for a Pedigree. HHH crushing Taker’s throat by placing a chair around it and stomping it looked nasty, and Kane making the save by pulling the ref out was really well timed. The supporting hoopla includes a load of chairshots, HHH getting out the sledgehammer and spots where Michaels and HHH save each other from tombstones, before a final Pedigree eventually puts Undertaker down. Not a classic match, probably not even a good match, but for trashy nonsense with two veteran wrestlers past their prime, it was still watchable.

WWE No Mercy 2007

I'd never watched this show before, but the recent announcement of the returning Punjabi Prison match made me realise I'd never actually seen one before. So, hoping to use the hype for the returning match to pad up the reading figures for this blog, I decided to give it a watch. No-one warned me about THREE Triple H matches though...

Triple H vs Randy Orton

Right, I don’t want to get onto a “slagging Triple H” off thread right at the start of the show, but there are a select band of wrestlers I’d be happy to see wrestle three times in one night and HHH is not one of those guys. The challenge is to have three interesting matches on the night, and unfortunately you suspect he must have been saving the interesting stuff for later in the night. Honestly, if I told you to close your eyes and imagine a 10 minute HHH/Orton match, you’d almost certainly picture this match move-for-move. There are a few positives: I liked the big clothesline and double-sledge to the back of the head that HHH hit, Orton had great timing kicking the ropes into HHH’s crotch before hitting the draping DDT and HHH locking in a figure-four after Orton misses a kneedrop is a logical move. Also, the ending was a nice change – no finishers, Triple H gets the pin from a roll-up after Orton missed a corner charge.

Jeff Hardy, Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs Mr Kennedy, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch

This is billed as a bonus match, and it’s a nice little 8 minute match. Wisely, they largely leave Kennedy out of this, only really featuring at the end. Murdoch seems especially inspired here, really liked him countering Hardy’s sitdown jawbuster by simply not going down with him and instead booting Hardy in the face. Kendrick becomes face-in-peril after Murdoch opens up the ropes, sending Kendrick tumbling to the floor. The heat on Kendrick is brief due to the match length, but he hits a wild leaping DDT on Cade to make the hot tag. Hardy basically dumps Murdoch on his head with a gourdbuster, and everything breaks down, leaving Kennedy and London in the ring. Kennedy takes the win with the leaping Finlay roll. Good little sprint here.

CM Punk vs Big Daddy V

Nonsensical stuff here. V looks great dominating Punk to start, smothering him on the mat and wailing away with crossfaces. When Punk does escape, he’s quicker getting up so can hit V in the head with some (admittedly crap) kicks to the head…and so Matt Striker leaps in to beat him down for the DQ. This costs his charge the ECW title, doesn’t make any sense. Waste of time match.

Triple H vs Umaga

Because Vince is a bastard, he puts HHH into another match to defend his title. This is a lot better than the opener, they keep it brief and actually tell a decent story. An early HHH DDT looks like shit, with Umaga falling to his knees with his head nowhere near the mat. Umaga hits HHH in the ribs with a thrust kick, and from that point on has a focal point. A Samoan Drop and a series of big strikes highlight this plan, and HHH does a nice job of selling the damage. Umaga locks in a bearhug, continuing the focus, though I’m not a fan of HHH using an eyerake to escape when he’s a face. The end doesn’t hurt Umaga either, as HHH takes advantage of one mistake – a missed corner charge – and quickly hits the Pedigree to retain. This was a fine little match.

Finlay vs Rey Mysterio

When you’ve got two guys who were pretty much the best in the world at the time facing each other, you go in with pretty high hopes. I’d say that these hopes weren’t fully met, but that’s due to the booking rather than the performances of both men. Love Rey’s fluidity early on. It’s not just that his spots look impressive, but also that everything flows in a way that makes sense, each move follows on logically from the one he’s just hit. For example, he hits a slingshot dropkick into the ring on a sat-down Finlay, which positions him perfectly to hit a slingshot splash. Finlay takes over in a lovely way, avoiding a Rey sunset flip powerbomb to the floor by grabbing the ring apron and pulling it up over Rey’s head to pummel him. From there, Finlay slides Rey shoulder first into the ringpost, and from there works over the shoulder. Loved him stopping Rey’s momentum on a flying headscissors to turn it into a shoulderbreaker. Mysterio’s comeback is really nicely done and he kind of peppers Finlay with offence until Finlay tumbles backwards from the ring apron with a sickening thud. This ends up being the end of the match, with the referee throwing up an X for the match stoppage. They really blow the end though, as Finlay is faking the injury to jump Mysterio, and the camera zooms in on Finlay’s face to show this. Even odder, Cole acknowledges the faking, but then continues to pretend Finlay is actually injured, thus blowing all the suspense. Unsurprisingly, Finlay jumps off his stretcher and attacks Rey. Match was really good until the hokey ending.

Candice Michelle vs Beth Phoenix

This is really interesting, as the match itself is very much not good, but there are some really good bits mixed in. Candice, for example, hits really shit kicks and can barely run the ropes, but she pulls off this cool little roll-up and works a nice short-arm scissors. Michelle also hits a decent crossbody. Phoenix is really good at working the size difference, but the match is a bit too clunky and they both seem a bit lost in between moves. Phoenix wins with a cradle suplex.

Batista vs The Great Khali

So, the rules of the Punjabi Prison match are that there are two big cages, with the inner cage attached to the ring. Each side of the ring has a door that can only be opened once and is padlocked after 1 minute. If all four doors get padlocked, you have to climb out. The winner is the guy who successfully escapes both the inner and outer cage.

This isn’t a match you’d technically call “good”, but it’s an enjoyable spectacle for the most part. The limits on the door opening times are, I assume, designed to add some psychology as you can’t just open doors willy-nilly, but Khali pretty much blows that by calling for the first door less than a minute in. Batista pretty much bumps around like a loon for Khali here, and this may be what carries the match. There’s a nice tease of the Batista Bomb when Khali tries a ten count in the corner, and the spinebuster Batista hits on Khali looks good. Less good is Khali attempting to crush Batista under the weight of the final cage door when he realises that they aren’t going to be able to walk out – it looks really terrible despite Batista doing his best to make it look painful. Batista takes a huge bump from the cage when they both try climbing out, which gives Khali a huge lead, and this means that Batista also has to take the biggest risk by leaping from the top of the inner cage to the outer, which would have been a nasty bump if he’d missed. Luckily, he makes it and touches down first to win this fun, but nonsensical, match.

Triple H vs Randy Orton

This is, thankfully, the final HHH bout of the night and is a last man standing match. Orton goes right after HHH’s injured ribs to start. Really nicely done too, he’d hit a rib, then take advantage of HHH recoiling to blast him in the face a few times. Then, when HHH would start to cover his face, back to the ribs again. Orton continues the rib work with a backsuplex on the barrier, then brilliantly locking in a bodyscissors on the ribs whilst choking HHH with a cable. Nice spot. Orton shows great poise here, standing by passively whilst the ref counts, but as soon as HHH even moves an arm, he changes stance, getting ready to strike. HHH gets his moments to shine as he throws Orton through a table on a missed RKO and then hits a spinebuster on the floor for a close call. They start hitting bigger and bigger shots that should really finish it, considering both guys had barely been making an 8 count earlier. The RKO on the open chair would have been an acceptable finisher, and it does start to get towards overkill by the end. HHH hitting a chairshot with Orton’s head held in the “V” of the ringsteps looks shit, as he’s obviously not hit him. Eventually, Orton hits the RKO on the announce table to finish it. This was actually a pretty good match for the most part, but honestly you could have put anyone in the HHH role, as Orton’s character work and match timing were spot on here.

WWE's Most Incredible Steel Cage Matches (Disc 2)

The long awaited follow-up to my September look at the first disc. This has more matches on, at least two of which are stone-wall classics.

Magnum TA vs. Tully Blanchard
This is for the US title and is an “I Quit” match. It’s also fucking brutal, in the best possible way. Both guys absolutely lay into each other in a vicious, hate-filled way, and it’s glorious. Tully busts open TA early doors and tries to gets a quick submission, which leads to the awesome visual of TA slowly powering his way out, rising to his feet in agony with blood pouring down his face. Soon Tully is bleeding from the arm after being thrown into the cage shoulder first, and Magnum claws away at the wound like a feral animal. It’s not a “moves” match, and it absolutely shouldn’t be, as it tells the viewer so much more when you’ve got two guys on their knees just slugging away at each other. Another highlight soon follows as Tully screams into the mic for TA to quit, only to greet Magnum’s refusal by bludgeoning his forehead with the mic and asking him again. The ending is fitting as well, with Tully smashing a wooden chair and trying to stab TA with a splinter, only for TA to get control of the splinter himself and stab Tully in the eye with it for the submission. Just an all-round brutal, violent brawl full of hate and venom that feels more brutal than anything I’ve seen in mainstream wrestling in the last few years.

Ric Flair vs. Dusty Rhodes
Sadly, with modern-day mental Flair, you forget how cool the Nature Boy looked in the 80’s, though the fact his kneepads don’t match his tights is a major fashion faux-pas. The early parts of the match are quite cautious, with Tony Schiavone selling the story that both men knows the other too well to take any chances. Big Dust stays one step ahead of Flair, until Flair takes advantage of the slightest opening and goes to work on Rhodes. At this point, about 5 minutes into the match, we have our first bit of offence based around the cage as Flair throws Dusty into the walls, and the reaction from the crowd shows it was a clever idea to hold it back. Being the Dirtiest Player In The Game, Flair is in his element at this point, grinding Rhodes face first intro the cage. Flair works over Dusty’s legs, as the commentators remind the audience about Rhodes’ broken ankle the previous year, which is the exact part of the leg that Flair works on. I adored the way Big Dust broke the eventual figure four by flip, flop and flying into a reversal. Now Dusty throws Flair into the cage for the first time, which pops the crowd impressively. The ending doesn’t quite gel as much as the earlier parts of the match, with it not seeming as well structured outside of Flair’s desperate attempts to escape a resurgent Dream. Dusty catches Flair in a small package for a slightly anticlimactic three.

The Andersons vs. the Rock’n’Roll Express
A curious choice for the set, as it’s pretty much structured as a regular tag match that just happens to be in a cage (to keep the Horsemen out, we’re told on commentary). These two teams seem perfectly matched, with the Anderson’s happy to pick one opponent to focus on and find a body part to work over, while the Express are renowned masters of selling and building sympathy. The R’n’R’s take advantage from the get-go with some high-velocity offence, but their over-exuberance comes back to haunt them as Gibson charges into a corner and whacks his knee on the cage. This gives the Anderson’s their opening, and Robert Gibson is soon playing Ricky Morton as Ole and Arn work over his knee like a flock of vultures. Of course, you can’t have Morton not playing Morton for long, and the hot-tag leads to a very brief spell of offence before the Anderson’s work over Morton’s arm (Ole even rubs his hands in glee as he prepares to leap from the top onto Morton’s arm). The heat section continues until Morton gets a two from a roll-up. Gibson and Arn both get involved, which leads to Gibson dropkicking Ole as he tries to slam Morton, allowing Morton to fall on top for the win. Fun formula tag match with a rather abrupt ending.

Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart
I can still remember watching this match when I was 12 and going absolutely nuts for it. It’s still, for my money, the most perfectly executed cage match I’ve seen. Straight away, you can feel the hate from both guys, Owen attacking right at the bell and both seem to be working quite snugly with their punches. The match works so well because both guys do realistic things during the match- both try for the door repeatedly because it’s the smart thing to do, but both will try to climb the cage if they’re far from the door. When they try and escape through the door, both Bret and Owen are frantic in their actions, clawing desperately at the apron, the ringsteps or the cage itself in a vain bid to get out, while the other clings to their foot for dear life. When they climb over the top, it’s perfectly timed so each attempt feels like it’s going to be the one that ends the match, only for the opponent to get there JUST in the nick of time. In amongst the escape attempts, we also get some beautifully executed wrestling. In one highlight, Owen hits Bret with a missile dropkick, before kipping up and leaping for the cage in a fairly fluid movement. Owen also hits Bret with a beautiful piledriver. Bret returns the favour later by superplexing Owen from the top of the cage. Both guys also get to lock in the Sharpshooter right at the end, with Bret using the reversal 3 years before Montreal. The ending sees both guys fighting on the outside of the cage, before Owen’s legs get stuck in the bars allowing Bret to leap to victory. Owen, realistically, was never going to win this match, as he wasn’t established as a main event talent. However, this match really put him on the map in my 12 year old eyes, as he came THIS close to winning and only lost to Bret due to a freak accident. At the same time, Bret looks like he earned his victory, so the match made both guys look top drawer. You can’t ask for much more than that.

Mankind vs. Triple H
From Summerslam 97 in the classic blue-bar cage. Triple H dives for the door from the get-go, and nearly escapes. This sets the tone for the early part of the match, where Mankind is dominant in his kind of setting, with only the interference of Chyna keeping HHH in the match. Chyna climbs the cage to low-blow Mankind as he tries to escape, which allows Triple H to suplex Foley from the top of the cage. It even looks like a sloppy throws from the top, which looks realistic and painful. With this new-found advantage, HHH decides not to escape and instead punish Foley, ramming him into the cage repeatedly. Both guys take big bumps for each other, with HHH being backdropped into the cage to give Mankind control. He tries to escape, but Chyna slams the door on his head (which Foley describes in his book as being unimaginable pain). Mankind reverses a pedigree into a slingshot, firing HHH into Chyna, who was hanging off the cage. A double-arm DDT on a chair looks to have won the match for Mankind, but he decides to hit an elbow from the top of the cage instead of escaping, before narrowly winning a race to the floor as Chyna tries to pull HHH from the cage. It would be remiss of me to not mention Chyna almost blowing the ending by trying to pull HHH out before Foley hits his big elbow. Really good match, which let Mankind look good after putting HHH over at King of the Ring, with the story showing that this match style suited Foley more AND gave the fans huge bumps which made sense in the context of the match.

Shawn Michaels vs Marty Jannetty
This is a Coliseum Video match and, to be honest, it shows. Both guys look very sluggish, and it doesn't really kick off until the ending stretch of the match. In fact, the most entertaining thing about the match is the commentary by Gorilla Monsoon and Johnny Polo. Polo starts off by calling Michaels pudgy, before Gorilla starts to pop off at everyone from ref Bill Alphonso, who commits the crime of counting pins in a cage match, to the director for zooming in too close to the action. Meanwhile, Michaels puts a chinlock on Jannetty to no reaction from the crowd (described by Polo as a "stunned silence"). Eventually, things begin to heat up with the escape attempts, with a slugfest on top of the cage popping the crowd before Jannetty hurling HBK from the top to the mat below. Jannetty tries to climb out, only to be stopped by Diesel, giving Michaels the time to escape from the door for the win. Tedious match made better by the commentary.

Edge vs. Kurt Angle
Taken from Smackdown in 2002. Kurt is wearing a wig following his defeat in a hair vs. hair match to Edge. Curiously, they start with a little chain wrestling before getting down to the business of ramming each other into the cage. Edge is the first to throw Angle into the cage, but stupidly decides to spear him and predictably spears the cage instead. Angle takes control, hurling Edge into the cage, and then pulling Edge's bleeding head off the canvas by the hair in a nice visual. This is in the build-up to the superlative Smackdown 6 period, so both guys are on fire here, with Angle bumping huge to make Edge look good, especially from a top rope back suplex which sends Angle halfway across the ring. An Angle Slam from the top rope allows Kurt to escape the cage, but the ref has been bumped and Hulk Hogan comes to assault Angle and throw him back in the ring to continue the match. Angle and Edge slug it out on top of the cage, which leads to an innovative spot where Angle drops down groin-first onto the open cage door. Back inside, a top rope spear gets the win for Edge. As would become common in 2002, this was a PPV quality match given away for free on TV and as such isn't as well remembered as it should be. The Hogan interference is odd booking (the face cheating to win) but the crowd loved it so it doesn't really matter.