Claudio Castagnoli vs American Gigolo
Big fan of Claudio demanding a chair to use as a step for
his ring entrance, despite the chair being the exact same height as the ring.
This is fought under European Rules, with a round system. Round 1 is pretty
even, with both guys doing some nice chain wrestling on the mat. The round ends
with Gigolo going to the next door room to get a drink, only returning when on
the brink of being counted out in R2. Felt like a comedy bit that the crowd
didn’t bite. This round is a bit more heated, with Claudio doing a fun bit of
schtick where he kept punching Gigolo whilst holding a headlock and claiming it
was a flat palm until ref Bryce Remsburg catches him in the act. He also
attacks Gigolo at the end of R2, then continues his assault as Remsburg tells
the ring announcer to issue a public warning. Gigolo takes some fun bumps
getting whipped to the corner in R3, before Claudio hits an uppercut to the
back of the head to get the KO win. This was better than the first Euro Rules
match against Sabian, felt like Claudio had already got a better idea of how to
work the gimmick
Lance Steel vs Darkness Crabtree
This is actually a continuation of the match from the
previous night, a falls-count-anywhere affair that saw both guys leave the
venue and not return. They battle back into the ring, and Steel locks on a
Boston Crab for the win in an announced 23hours and 36 minutes.
Ravage vs Niles Young
Two CZW trainees. This is one of those basic, competently
worked rookie matches between two guys who obviously train together. Ravage is
very annoying though, all “quirky” shrieks and whoops. Ravage hits a nice
cradle neckbreaker at one point, but this is pretty by the numbers stuff. Young
gets the win following an overly complicated facebuster and a Yakuza kick.
The Wildcards vs BLKOUT
There’s a bit of genial clowning to start, but soon Joker
and Kingston are viciously exchanging headbutts in the corner. Loved the
takeovers Joker hits on Marciano, grabbing him around the neck and flinging him
to the mat. Sabian is soon isolated, eating a nice gutwrench from Marciano. The
Wildcards work like a classic heel tag team, cutting off the ring, quick tags
and keeping Sabian in the corner. Sadly, there isn’t any build to the hot tag,
you feel like one or two hope spots could have made the eventual tag a bit more
exciting. BLKOUT clear the ring, and Joker backdrops Sabian to the floor onto
the Wildcards. There’s a poor looking roll up by Sabian where he looks to be
chaining to a submission before his opponent actually kicks out, but he does
eat a huge overhead belly to belly by Kingston to the floor, before Eddie gets
an O’Connor Roll on Joker for the win. Overall, good stuff.
Skayde vs Oriental
This was ultimately fine, but just felt like an exhibition
throughout. It’s 2/3 falls, but barely goes 10 minutes, and at a lot of points
it didn’t feel like two guys trying to pick up a victory, no sense that
anything was at stake. Oriental hits a nice rolling senton to the floor at one
point, but there was no struggle, holds getting escaped from and reversed with
no build. It ends up one fall a piece, before Oriental gets the eventual win
with a flipping legdrop and a cradle. All the execution was on point, but this
is pretty forgettable stuff.
Jigsaw, Mr Zero, Gran Akuma, Icarus, Jolly Roger, DJ
Skittlez, Private Eye & Shane Storm vs Larry Sweeney, Rorschach, Mano
Metalico, Share Cropper, Ultramantis Black, Spyrazul, Crossbones &
Hallowicked
This is a Cibernetico match, elimination rules with only one
guy allowed on the apron at a time, with tags having to be made in a batting
order. It’s lucha rules, so tags can be made by one guy leaving the ring and
his partner replacing him. There can only be one survivor, so team-mates may
have to battle each other at the end to be the winner.
This goes long, 76minutes long to be precise, and it’s
remarkable to note that it never drags. On paper, a 76 minute match featuring
DJ Skittlez and Private Eye sounds disastrous, but it’s very cleverly worked to
keep the pace up and keep things fresh. The first fifteen minutes sees
different wrestlers pairing up then tagging out, so even limited guys only need
to find two minutes of stuff to do. Then, as Larry Sweeney tags out straight
away to avoid Jigsaw, we go through the cycle again, only with wrestlers
getting paired up with different opposition. The first time, all the wrestlers
are testing the water, basic holds and matwork, so by the second go around, all
wrestlers up the tempo a bit, leading to DJ Skittlez looking the best he ever
has by just getting in, hitting a few big clotheslines then hitting a big dive
to end his ring time. Even so, Private Eye looks a bit clumsy and lumbering,
but we also get a fun spot when someone pokes him right in his massive eye to
temporarily blind him. This also builds the excitement for the Jigsaw/Sweeney
showdown, as once Jigsaw is out, he knows he has to let his whole team cycle
through until he has another chance to possibly face Sweeney.
The first elimination doesn’t come until the 44th
minute, when Metalico pauses when Shane Storm holds up his “STOP” sign, and
Jolly Roger hits a crossbody to pin him. Other fun eliminations sees Private
Eye’s mask turned sideways to stop him seeing, allowing Hallowicked to roll him
up, whilst Icarus takes a nasty backpack stunner, also by Hallowicked to be
eliminated. The only really prolonged heat section is worked on Storm, giving
the rudo team a chance to do a number on him. A lot of ref distractions and
multi-man assaults. Loved the Yakuza kick delivered by Crossbones to a kneeling
Storm. By the end, we’re down to 3-1, a sneaky brass knuck shot by Sweeney
eliminating Akuma to leave Jigsaw all alone against Spyrazul, Rorschach and
Sweeney. As Sweeney gloats to the crowd, Spyrazul – who had been late arriving
and had taking a few brow-beatings from Sweeney – suddenly downs his partner
Rorschach and gestures to Jigsaw to pin him, leaving it 2-1. As Sweeney turns around
confused, Spyrazul unmasks to reveal himself as Mike Quackenbush, leaving the
match and FINALLY giving us the Jigsaw/Sweeney battle the match had been
building to. Really nicely worked angle. Sweeney tries to escape, but gets
brought back by Jigsaw who hits a shining wizard to finally win the bout. An unexpected,
but resolute, success.