Well, here it is, a day later than expected. I bought this on video in the Coventry branch of Cash Generator and it's the first ECW show I saw. Seemed like a good time to rewatch it, what with all the recent ECW nostalgia going on.
Pre-show antics see Cyrus superkicking Joel Gertner to take over colour commentary duties.
Dusty Rhodes vs Steve Corino (Bullrope Match)
More pre-match scenes see Corino insulting the Sandman's wife and kid, which ultimately leads to Rhino goring Lori Fullington through a table, which causes Sandman to miss the TV title tournament tonight. The match is a somewhat plodding affair due to the pace of the 50yr old Dusty. Corino does feed himself to Rhodes like an absolute pro, eating the bionic elbow like a champ. They brawl into the crowd, which is terrible for the home viewer as piss-poor lighting ensures nothing can be seen. Eventually they return to the ring and exchange blows with the cowbell. A second cowbell is introduced and is taped badly to Corino's head, though it barely stays in place, for a chairshot. Big Dust finishes with a Big Dusty Elbow Drop, which is probably the highlight of the match.
Danny Doring & Roadkill vs CW Anderson & Bill Wiles
The Dangerous Alliance stable in ECW always felt like a mixed bag to me. Wiles and Lou E Dangerously both felt like cheap comedy characters, while Anderson was pretty convincing as a new-age Enforcer. His Extreme Horsemen team with Simon Diamond in MLW was far more effective. Both teams feature one guy who is really good on offence in Anderson and Roadkill. Roadkill has some fun bigman offence, including a lovely Bossman Slam. Doring's offence is pretty terrible, with a sloppy Stroke and double arm DDT both looking particularly poor, while Wiles seems to have a problem getting up for his opponents moves. Luckily both are well hidden by some nice double team moves and an Elektra heel turn leads to Anderson hitting a spinebuster on Doring to win a decent match.
Kid Kash vs Mike Awesome
The match is scheduled as Kash facing Simon Diamond, but Simon wisely leaves the ring when Awesome interrupts. This is essentially as much fun as an extended big-vs-small squash can be. Awesome destroys Kash with a massive overhead suplex and hammers him outside the ring. Kash doesn't get much offence in, but what he does get in is very memorable, particularly a plancha from the top rope into the crowd. He also gets a nice rana on Awesome, but gets demolished with a clothesline and Awesomebombed from the top rope through a table for the Awesome win. Short but plenty of fun.
Nova & Chris Chetti vs Jado & Gedo
Watching this match, it's hard to reconcile Nova with Simon Dean. Essentially, this is a spotfest and not a terribly impressive one. Jado and Gedo, as the veteran team, have a few nice double team maneuvers and Chetti has a few surprisingly good suplex variations, but nothing feels coherent and one double pin sequence feels especially contrived. A top rope Tidal Wave wins it for Nova and Chetti
Little Guido vs Super Crazy
This is a semi-final match in the TV title tournament and is fought under Italian Death Match rules. They kick off at quite the fast pace. How fast? Within two minutes of the match starting, Super Crazy is moonsaulting into the crowd on Guido and Big Sal. This is pretty short, most likely to save Crazy for the tournament final later, but they cram some choice moments in. Guido reverses a moonsault from the railings into a Fujiwara armbar in a neat spot, and a Crazy rana on Big Sal is particularly impressive. They let Guido look pretty strong, kicking out of a moonsault and falling through a table but a Super Crazy brain buster ends it.
Kintaro Kanemura vs Balls Mahoney
I hope Heyman didn't pay much to fly out Kanemura, as this match is pretty pointless. It lasts barely three minutes and, though Kanemura hits a nice top rope senton, there is very little to it. Balls wins with the Nutcracker Suite, but gets jumped by Da Baldies, leading to...
New Jack vs Grimes
This match is pretty infamous and ended up having negative repercussions for New Jack. New Jack kills off Da Baldie with a series of weapons before getting jumped by Grimes. It's a pretty cookie-cutter New Jack match until they brawl to the back of the arena and both climb a ricketty looking scaffold. They cautiously fight on the scaffold, then attempt a move which ends with both men falling off, Grimes landing on the skull of Jack. This left Jack with slight brain damage and temporary loss of vision in his right eye. The match was dreadful even before this stupid moment.
Impact Players vs Tommy Dreamer & Masato Tanaka vs Raven & Mike Awesome
Triple threat elimination for the tag team titles. It starts as a real mess, with people brawling everywhere leaving it impossible to follow, though it is easy to spot Raven taking two attempts to break the edge of a table with Dreamer's face. Tanaka and Awesome renew their rivalry, with a roaring elbow taking Awesome out of the match. Things improve dramatically with just two teams, and it dawns on me how good a tag combo Tanaka and Dreamer are. Dreamer is perfect for taking a beating and eliciting sympathy, while Tanaka is a fine hot tag guy with a flurry of fun offence. Sadly, the Impact Players ruin this theory by isolating Dreamer after the hot tag and pinning him following a spike piledriver.
Rhino vs Super Crazy
Like the Guido/Crazy match from earlier, it's pretty short but full of action. They work a decent power-vs-speed match, with the highlight being an impressive press slam to the outside from Rhino. Overbooking ruins the ending however, with a cast of thousands (including Corino, Sandman, RVD, even Scott Anton) being involved which does slightly take the shine off Crazy's eventual win. It's also the main event of a show where only the opener cracked the 10 minute mark, which is pretty disappointing. Super Crazy is the absolute MVP of the show, working two fun sub-ten minute sprints with two very different opponents. The show as a whole is watchable for the main, but probably not worth much more than the £3 I paid for it
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