NYWC Til I Collapse

Papadon vs Mike Orlando

Really solid opener here, I’ve been pretty complementary about Papadon’s shit-talking and schtick in the past, and it really helped carry the match here. Orlando was fine but a bit bland here, his comeback towards the end being all clotheslines and dropkicks. Papadon takes his control by luring Orlando into a stungun, he stops Orlando from breaking a headlock by just grabbing him by the nose and giving Orlando his comeback by taking too long climbing the turnbuckle by yelling at the crowd, before fully committing to his miss by faceplanting into the mat. Orlando hits a nice flipping spear for two. Liked Papadon catching Orlando in the ropes and landing a quick combo of 2-3 blows whilst Orlando can’t escape. The end sees Papadon spit at Orlando’s valet, causing a ref distraction and Papadon gives an eyepoke and a piledriver to get the win.

Willow Nightingale vs Kris Statlander

This was a step below Nightingale’s previous title defences, took a while to get going. Nightingale in particular seemed to be moving in slow motion, don’t know if that’s because she was facing a less experienced opponent. Liked Willow’s headbutts here, her big mane of hair looked wild as she swung her hair. Statlander seemed fine, though some of her execution was a little hesitant. Nightingale picks up towards the end, hitting a decent senton and I liked her superplex that she floated over into a fishermen’s suplex for two. A good DVD gives her the win.

Born & Bred (Anthony LaCerra & Jesse Vane) vs The Rep (Dave McCall & Nate Carter)

There’s a great early spot in this where Vane kicks both members of the Rep from the apron, before LaCerra hits a huge flip dive, leaping over Vane in the process. The Rep take over after blocking double monkey flips and throwing both faces into each other. Vane gets worked over competently enough, not sure how I felt about the double team stampede into a dropkick-assisted side slam. Vane lands on his feet from a fallaway slam and hits a dropkick in a nice spot. LaCerra hits a few nice kicks on the hot tag, and a superkick into a German suplex gives Born & Bred the win.

J-Redd, GIT, Randy Summers & Rick Cataldo vs The Benson Brothers, JT Kasin & Bo Prichard

This is a throwaway 8 man tag that stems from, of all things, an in-ring karaoke competition, where the heel team attack the Bensons, Kasin and Prichard after their own performances didn’t go so well. Brad Benson ends up as FIP. Pretty impressed by GIT’s boomerang clothesline, before everything breaks down and we get everyone in the ring hitting moves on each other (J-Redd’s moonsault press is pretty poor). Summers decides he wants to finish singing the High School Musical song he’d been singing earlier, but Kasin and Prichard grab him and hit a double-team swinging slam to win. Harmless enough.

Mike Verna vs Talon

This is billed as a grudge match, but it didn’t feel like one, more like a normal match. Talon controls the majority of the match, and his offence is fine. Liked his STO. Also really liked the spot where Verna hit a top rope crossbody, but Talon got in a blow in midair so that even though the move took him down, Verna ended up taking more pain. Makes sense given that he’s flying through the air with his stomach totally exposed. Talon ends up picking up the win, as he takes a crutch and hits the injured Rex Lawless at ringside. This distracts the ref, allowing Talon to nail Verna with the crutch and a Curb Stomp to win.

Bam Sullivan & Victoria von Black vs Stockade & Terra Calaway

This is an intergender tagmatch. Always thought Bam was the better of the Sullivan brothers, and he looks really good here. Loved an early spot with Sullivan in the corner, von Black gets tripped into him as she attempts to charge Stockade, and Calaway flattens them both with a corner cannonball. Liked Sullivan picking up von Black as if to wheelbarrow splash her onto Stockade, but instead drops her knee first onto Stockade. Made sense as von Black is the lightest person in the match, so dropping her knees onto him feels like it would do more damage. Von Black’s offence is pretty smartly worked, she’s quite small and Stockade is a huge guy, so her offence is limited to chokes and kicks. Calaway gets tagged in after a nice Stockade DDT to Sullivan. Calaway breaks an attempted von Black sleeper with a backpack stunner. The faces get distracted by destroying Mouse, who is accompanying Sullivan and von Black, but this allows von Black to low blow Stockade and Sullivan nails Calaway with a clothesline to win. This was well-worked, enjoyed this.

Bull James vs Joey Ryan

In contrast, I absolutely hated this. Just a terribly unfunny comedy match that makes the NYWC title match the least hotly contested contest of the show. Admittedly, if you find Ryan’s “powerful penis” jokes funny, you’ll love this, but this isn’t a wrestling match, it’s just a load of unfunny shit. The first few minutes is just Ryan trying to make James touch his knob. Hilarious. They then work a load of nonsense where they both pull lollipops out of their trunks and try to make the other eat it. This goes on for 7 terribly unfunny minutes before Blake Morris and Alex Reynolds run in to make this a no contest. A total waste of time.

NYWC House of Madness 2016

The Benson Brothers (Brad & CJ Benson) vs The Fella Twins (Eddy McQueen & Rick Cataldo)

Interesting pairing of gimmicks, with the Benson’s being laid-back surfer types and the Fella Twins being two guys working exotico gimmicks. Of the two, McQueen looks more convincing as someone who might live that lifestyle, whilst Cataldo very much comes off as a portly guy in a bad dress. This was actually pretty fun, all four guys looked to have their upsides. I especially dug CJ as your surfer Jim Duggan big brawler, a guy either too laidback or too uncomprehending to release a waistlock when McQueen tries to use escape by grinding against him. Dug Brad using a surfboard on McQueen and actually adding a foot to the back to mimic surfing, though not so keen on him not selling when Cataldo drapes a shinbone over his throat to choke him. The Fellas work the heat on Brad, with Cataldo working a lot of ass-based offence and McQueen driving some vicious knees to the spine. CJ is a fun hot tag, and he flips Brad into a moonsault on McQueen for the win.

Stockade vs Johnny Radke

This is for Stockade’s NYWC title, and is a fun competitive squash. Stockade is a big dude, and uses his size really well. Loved him refusing to go over for a Radke side headlock. Stockade has massive sounding chops and, as a heel, when the crowd chant “One more time!”, he pretends to go for it, then locks on a headlock instead. Stockade looks like a big bear just mauling his prey. Radke gets a brief flurry – I like that Radke’s first offensive blow seems to unsettle Stockade, who then misses a charge into the corner to totally yield control – and you buy a superkick as a potential one-shot kill. It’s not enough, and Radke misses a senton and eats a big DDT for the win. Good stuff.

Mike Verna vs Mouse

Mouse is a slight, ratty-looking kid in a shirt and trousers, and Verna is very firmly in control. Verna knows it too, and doesn’t want to hurt the kid, who wont stop trying to fight him. A cheapshot blow by Mouse seems to enrage Verna, who hits a nice slingshot suplex (which has multiple bounces on the top rope). Liked the sequence where Verna blocks a tornado DDT with sheer power, only for Mouse to chain into a guillotine choke. The end sees the Hounds of Hatred enter and attack Verna for the non-ending.

King Mega, Alvin Alvarez & Ultimo Maya vs GIT, J-Redd & Iri$h

The good thing about trios matches is they’re hard to totally mess up, even if (as is the case here), you suspect the participants aren’t very good. The face team is three lads in vests and jeans, working white-boy gangsta gimmicks. Trouble is none of them impress here – GIT (or Gangsta In Training) at least takes a good beating, but J-Redd’s offense consists of forward rolls or slipping on the ropes when trying to springboard. Iri$h is barely in the match, so he must be the least decent. The heels at least show some spark – I liked Alvarez realising the ref was distracted by the face team, so quickly rushing GIT into the heel corner for a beatdown, and Mega had a nice line in condescending covers, but this wasn’t great, before it ends on a DQ, Maya beating the opposition down with kendo sticks.

Tyler Murphy vs Joe Gacy vs Maxwell Jacob Feinstein

Too short triple threat for Murphy’s Fusion title. Feinstein seemed to be working as a cocky loudmouth, and I enjoyed the two faces quickly throwing him out to work one-on-one. When he does get in, Feinstein tries to work over the arms of both guys, bending the limb in fun ways. Gacy moves well for a big lad, and he hits a fun, if unlikely, handspring elbow on Murphy. This really went by too quickly, and I’m looking forward to watching more from all three guys. Murphy gets the submission with a keylock on Gacy.

Tony Nese vs Mike Orlando

Good match here, though I think they went a bit too long at 20 minutes. Orlando had to control the bulk of the match as heel, and he didn’t have enough interesting ways to fill time. I like Nese, and he’s pretty good as a face, even getting to hit the springboard moonsault he always misses on 205 Live. Orlando is pretty methodical on offence, getting cocky against the more famous Nese, and this gives Nese little openings for attempted comebacks. Orlando has a valet to interfere on his behalf, though she gets thrown out when she puts Orlando’s foot on the rope after a 450, the match’s first false finish. She comes back out when Nese has Orlando in a half-crab (with the camera unfortunately catching Nese telling Orlando to tap when the ref’s back is turned) leading to Orlando low-blowing and getting a roll-up for two. Orlando has a nice flying shoulderblock and a great Rydeen Bomb, and the two false finishes do help the match, as both times you buy that Nese is going to lose, only for him to hit a second 450 for the victory.

The Hounds of Hatred (Bam & Boo Sullivan) vs Alex Reynolds & JT Kasin

Sadly, the main event was probably the worst match on the show. I really dig Reynolds, guy has nice execution and carries himself well in the ring, and I liked Bam Sullivan, but the other two guys brought this down. Reynolds hits a great looking crossbody and suicide dive early, before becoming face-in-peril. Boo Sullivan is really hesitant for a big lad, and has really soft looking offence, but Bam controlled Reynolds better, and I loved his really low Swanton – instead of getting great height on it, he really whipped himself down with force. Giving Boo credit, he really misses an elbow drop with intent, before Reynold’s tags Kasin in. Kasin is an odd guy to watch, he doesn’t feel like a wrestler – his movements in the ring just feel odd. He looks like he should be a brawler, but he hits the worst mounted punches I’ve seen in a while. The end is a real mess, starting with the Hounds of Hatred blowing a double-team move, before some stuff happens outside the ring involving Reynolds and a referee (it’s dark and there’s no commentary, so it’s tough to make out). Inside, Kasin punches the HoH’s valet in the face, rightly drawing boos despite Kasin being a face, and he gets taken out with a loaded blow to keep the tag belts on the hounds. Even aside from the stupidity of having a face punching a woman, this was a sloppy bout.

NYWC Going The Distance 2015

The NYWC is the New York Wrestling Connection, a US indy that gave the world the likes of Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins and Trent Baretta, and they've just launched an online streaming service. Seeing as how it worked out as about £2 per month, I decided to sign up and check out what was on offer, and settled upon this show.

Dan Barry vs Jesse Neal

This was a perfectly ok match. Hadn’t seen anything of Neal since his TNA days, and he had some good moments here, nice little heel touches like scraping his boot on Barry’s face and little stomps and kicks. Barry is someone I’ve seen people talk highly about, but he didn’t really shine here. I did like the superplex he hit, especially as both guys really fought over it, but the sloppy flatliner/DDT he hit looked really poor. Barry misses a shooting star press and Neal spears him for the win.

Tony Mamaluke vs Tyler Murphy

Getting older has allowed Mamaluke to fill out some more, he’s not as rake thin as he used to be, and it kind of suits him to be working as a grizzled veteran. Really liked his opening wristlock stuff, and the way Mamaluke cut off Murphy’s first shot at building momentum with a nasty clothesline. Mamaluke also takes a few nutty bumps to help put over Murphy. It was harder to get a read on Murphy, but he looked fine here, really good looking suicide dive. Murphy gets a single leg crab, and Mamaluke does this great sell job, frantically grabbing the ropes then clawing at the ref in an attempt to alleviate the pain. He escapes, but the leg injury causes him to lose his balance on the top rope, and Murphy locks in another crab. Mamaluke sells the shit out of it, and just about hangs on for the time limit draw. Dug this.

The Beaver Boys (Alex Reynolds & John Silver) vs The Premiere Gods (Tony Nese & Papadon)

I really enjoyed Papadon last time I watched him, and he was still really fun here. He’s great at playing a loudmouth braggart, yelling at the ref when things go wrong and stooging magnificently when the faces take him down, which is the case here. The Premiere Gods take over on Reynolds after ambushing Silver when all four guys are in the ring, leaving Reynolds isolated. I like the fact that Silver is so beaten down he can’t even get to the apron and, when it looks like he might make it, Papadon hurls Reynolds from the ring, sending him crashing into Silver and the railings, and preventing the tag from being made. Silver looked good when the hot tag was made, with a great looking sitout powerbomb on Nese. All four guys end up in the ring, and things break down a bit, leading to a nice finishing run when Papadon hits a Canadian Destroyer on Reynolds, followed by Nese hitting a Jig-N-Tonic for the win.

Angelo Andrews vs Drew Gulak

This was face vs face, with Gulak spending the majority of the bout in control. According to Cagematch, Andrews is very much a rookie at this point, and Gulak controls him quite easily on the mat. Gulak is always portrayed as dominant, but it never feels like he’s taking advantage of Andrews in the ring, just that he’s better. Andrews gets a few nice spots, loved him catching Gulak’s head as he goes for a second headbutt, and hitting a neckbreaker, but some of his offence looked light. There was a lot of air shown on his atomic drop and knee to the face. Loved Gulak’s wristwork, especially when he contorts Andrews’ wrist in such a way that it’s held down under Gulak’s bodyweight, leaving his hands free to simultaneously wrench at his head. In the end, Gulak locks in a Cattle Mutilation, and quickly transitions to a wristlock for the tap.

Joe Gacy vs JT Kasin

This is for Gacy’s Fusion championship. These are two big lads, though there’s something odd about the way Kasin looks. He doesn’t have the movements of a wrestler, he just looks like the local hard lad who’s been put into the ring for a scrap. Gacy works over the arm of Kasin, amplifying this after Kasin rams his shoulder into the post. Gacy actually looks pretty decent throughout, with his armwork looking great, before he gets the tapout with the Rings of Saturn

Stockade vs David Starr

Stockade is the NYWC champion and this is for his belt. Stockade is a big, big lad, so it’s an odd game plan for Starr to try and take him down with shoulder blocks. From then on though, this is a fun match, and it’s even a bit All Star-ish in places, with simple logical work the order of the day. For example, after Starr chops the ring post, both guys act like they should: Stockade grabs the hand and rams it into the railings, whilst Starr quickly tries to put as much distance as possible between him and the monster. I liked the little touches they put into the match, like Starr yelling with exertion when he breaks free from a chinlock. Stockade misses a big top rope senton, but though Starr fires back, Stockade ends his challenge with a big clothesline for the win. Good match

Matt Tremont, Blake Morris & Rex Lawless vs DJ Hyde, Brandon Watts & Randy Summers

Summers and Watts make up the team of Milk Chocolate, so named because of their mixed ethnicity. This is a street fight, and really is a match of two halves. The first half, where all 6 guys brawl all around the building, inside and out, is hard to follow, with the lighting limited. The second half sees them return to the ring, where things get good. The heels isolate Morris alone in the ring, and methodically beat him up, knocking Tremont and Lawless down when they try to save him. It’s well worked, to the point that Morris grabbing a kendo stick and hitting Watts before getting beaten down is an effective hope spot. The heels are really cocky, and are able to casually set up a table in the corner, which they coat in thumbtacks. At this point, they’ve been threatening the tacks all match, so the crowd has been looking forward to seeing them come into play for a while. They set up Morris for a top rope superplex, but Tremont and Lawless have recovered by now, and their attack leaves Watts perched on the top rope, prone for Morris to powerbomb him onto the non-breaking tack-covered table. Sick spot, and Watts sells the fuck out of it. Morris decides to give him another one, again failing to break the table, which earns the three. The big spot really paid off, and the second half of this was enough to pay off the first half.