NXT UK Takeover: Blackpool

Moustache Mountain vs James Drake & Zack Gibson

Super hot opener that was probably the best match on the show. Some nice early sequences, including Tyler Bate bridging ridiculously out of a double-knucklelock and rolling through, just insane strength. I loved Zack Gibson pulling Drake out as he got fired into the ropes to break the Moustache Mountain momentum, just a lovely bit of heeling that drew monster heat. Moustache Mountain remain in control, until Trent Seven hits a low tope, hurting his shoulder in the process. Drake & Gibson work a nice control, not always focused on the injury, but not neglecting it either. Loved Drake hitting a pescado to land a double team backbreaker on Seven on the floor. A big Drake forearm to the back of Seven’s head seems to open him up, looks nasty. Trent gets the hot tag, and Tyler is tremendous in the roll, just so entertaining. He hits a ludicrous but entertaining  double airplane spin on Drake and Gibson, takes both men out by hitting an exploder on Drake to the floor, landing him on Gibson, then follows up with a shooting star press. Great nearfall as Gibson stops a MM double team with a codebreaker from nowhere on Bate, and a Drake 450 on Seven gets two. They work a neat double Shankley Gate spot which I really loved – Gibson locks Seven’s injured shoulder in the move, and when Bate tries to break it up, Drake downs him and locks HIM in the move, putting both MM members in jeopardy. However, because it’s not Drake’s move and because Tyler’s shoulder wasn’t already injured, Bate is able to power up and drop Drake onto Gibson, saving Seven in the process. Bate is taken out with an insane Doomsday Device tope on the floor, and a Seven dive sees him getting laid out. Back in, with Bate still down, the Ticket To Mayhem gives Drake & Gibson the win. Great stuff.

Finn Balor vs Jordan Devlin

This is to replace a Devlin/Travis Banks match that gets called out due to a knee injury Devlin inflicts on Banks. Strange one this, I think Banks/Devlin would have been a better match (they had a banger at Fight Club: Pro in Sept 17), but as a big marquee match, this has the edge. It’s worked really evenly, which allows Devlin to look good going head-to-head with a former Universal champion, looked very much on Balor’s level. A good chunk of this match is based around Balor going for the Coup de Grace, but Devlin having it scouted and avoiding the move, including dropkicking Balor to the floor in an early big bump. Devlin works Balor’s torso nicely, slamming his back to the apron, hitting a double stomp in the ring and locking in an abdominal stretch. Every time Balor takes control and plays to the crowd, Devlin is ready to cut him off, and even gets a great nearfall with his feet on the ropes. Ultimately, Balor is just too much and the fourth attempt at the Coup de Grace finally hits, giving Finn the win.

Eddie Dennis vs Dave Mastiff

Had big hopes for this going in, and it was really fun. It worked as a showcase for Dennis’s often-overlooked raw strength and for Mastiff’s ever-surprising agility. Early on, Mastiff hits a lovely crossbody at top speed, like a freight train hitting Dennis. Liked Eddie going for a kendo stick under the ring, keeping it hidden from Mastiff until the last moment and striking him. Eddie starts with the impressive power spots, catching another Mastiff crossbody and hitting a swinging slam onto the steps (loved him selling the effort by trembling his knees too). The Severn Bridge looks insanely impressive, especially as there’s a little extra lift he has to do to get Mastiff over his head for the drop. The fact Dennis also hits the Next Stop Driver makes this a really impressive show of power. Mastiff hitting the Finlay Roll on the exposed concrete was a nasty looking bump and his attempt at a split legged moonsault looked neat. In the end, Mastiff avoids a second Severn Bridge, hits a German suplex and hits a cannonball to plant Eddie through a table for the win. Loved this.

Rhea Ripley vs Toni Storm

Ripley is pretty cagey to start this, spends a bit of time leaving the ring, so it’s nice to see Storm take her out with a tope out of frustration. Loved Ripley grabbing Storm’s hair as she tries to get back in the ring, kicking her in the head whilst she’s stuck on the apron. The commentary brings up Storm’s prior back injury, and a lot of Ripley’s offence focuses on this – neat looking body scissors, big delayed suplex and a pair of slams. Ripley does oversell getting pushed into the corner by Storm’s legs from the floor and an in-ring punch sequence looks pretty terrible, but this is decent on the whole. Ripley’s inverse Texas cloverleaf looks great still. Storm gets Storm Zero for the victory.

Pete Dunne vs Joe Coffey

This goes over half an hour, and just about manages to fill that time without it falling off a cliff. This starts cagily, worked on the mat, with Dunne throwing in a few nice touches, punching the exposed torso of Coffey in order to distract him and lock on submissions. Both guys play to their strengths, Coffey uses his power advantage by hitting a big pop-up powerslam on the ramp and locking in a big bearhug. Dunne, in contrast, knows he’s quicker than Coffey, thus he evades him via running moonsault in the corner, flips out of a back suplex then hits a big moonsault to the floor. Dunne keeps locking in a range of subs, but Coffey plans him with a sitout powerbomb on the apron. Great nearfall after Coffey hits a discus clothesline for two. Dunne locks in another submission, but Coffey breaks it by climbing to the top rope and throwing Pete off. Great spot. We maybe get a few too many kickouts near the end, drawing things out when it could have happily ended 5 minutes earlier, and the spot where they seemed to tumble from the top rope doesn’t look too good, but they do convincingly make you think Coffey has a chance of winning and also make him look good by surviving so much. The Bitter End only gets two, but Pete locks in one last submission, wrenching the fingers for the submission. Big main event that just about delivered.

Attack! Pro Wrestling - Teenagers With Attitude

The wonder of the modern age is that a show like this can take place on a Saturday, and I can buy it and watch it online on the Sunday (via the Attack! Vimeo page). I'm really a newcomer to the world of Attack! after attending their joint show with Fight Club Pro earlier this year, but even though I can't really afford to travel across the country to attend their shows, a swift turnaround and very reasonably priced shows like this make it easy to keep up

Dan Moloney vs ECDrew vs Kyle Fletcher vs Love Making Demon

Short sharp shock of an opener, with a fun cast of characters. Love Making Demon is essentially a bemasked pervert, something Fletcher finds out to his cost when he tries a wheelbarrow, only to find the Demon enjoys it a little too much. ECDrew is Drew Parker, currently suffering the after-effects of an injury that has convinced him he’s one of any number of ECW alumni. Today, he’s coming out as Paul Heyman, complete with rabble-rousing speech before the bout. Drew hits a massive dive early, which looks great. Also loved his torture rack into a GTS on the Demon towards the end. This goes less than 10 minutes, but is non-stop for it’s running time, with Moloney booting Fletcher in the face to win.

Elijah Dahl vs Ryan Smile

My only previous exposure to Dahl was in a tag match at AMP in April, so I was looking forward to seeing more of him here. Really physical bout here, with both exchanging big strikes, highlighted by a vicious looking smack-to-the-face/headbutt exchange. Smile hits this awesome looking bullet suicide dive early, which sends him hurtling into Dahl. Smile also hits a huge Blue Thunder Bomb for a nearfall. Dahl is less flashy, but his offence looks effective, designed to hurt. Smile picks up the win with a frog splash.

Chief Deputy Dunne & the Brothers of Obstruction vs Tyler Bate, Lloyd Katt & Splits McPins

This feels like one of those things that’s going to be difficult to explain to those with no prior knowledge of Attack! The heel side here are Damian Dunne and the Hunter Brothers, members of the Anti-Fun Police. Their mission, as the name suggests, is to stop there being any fun in Attack! Unfortunately, they fail miserably here, as this is supremely fun. Loved Tyler escaping a Jim Hunter wristlock with an over-elaborate series of flips, roll-throughs and kip-ups before just casually freeing himself. McPins, unsurprisingly, has a bowling gimmick, and there’s a great spot where he gets prevented from using a bowling ball as a weapon on Dunne…so Tyler rolls himself into a ball to get “bowled” into Damian in the corner. Aside from being a lot of fun, the actual wrestling is really good too. The heels isolate Tyler and work a series of triple-teams on him to wear him down. Lloyd Katt is also really impressive, moving well for a big lad. He has a nice crossbody, hits a good second-rope moonsault and hits a big dive. The end sees Bate nail Lee Hunter with the Tyler Driver 97 to win.

Post-match, Tyler rolls up Katt from behind, winning Katt’s 24/7 title (essentially a belt with the same rules as the old WWF Hardcore title), leaving with both that belt and the WWE UK title.

Sgt Travis Banks vs Flash Morgan Webster

The underlying story here was that Banks, another member of the Anti-Fun Police, was making his return and was concerned that Dunne may have swung his affection towards another member of the force, the masked Spaniard Los Federales Santos Jr. It certainly didn’t help when Dunne got knocked off the ring apron into the waiting arms of Santos, much to Banks’ dismay. This was a good bout, again mixing some nice looking moves (Webster’s vicious headbutt always looks incredible, partly because he himself sells it so well) with some well-balanced comedy. It’s really impressive how Banks can balanced being so intense and focused in the ring, then instantly hamming it up to pull off the comedy too. His stooging when promising not to headbutt Webster on a high-five, then loudly proclaiming he was going to do so was legitimately amusing. Banks manages to pick up a cheap win, as Webster forces him to tap to the Strangler, only to find the ref distracted. Webster locks the hold on an interfering Dunne, but this leaves him prone to the springboard kick from Banks for the win.

#CCK (Mondai Lykos & Chris Brookes) & Shay Purser vs FSU (Eddie Dennis & Mark Andrews) & Pete Dunne

This was ridiculously fun, one of the most enjoyable matches I’ve watched in a long time. Honestly, I smiled from ear-to-ear throughout almost the whole contest, starting from the moment the normally-grouchy Dunne emerged as a surprise competitor, holding aloft a cake for hated ref Purser. (Brief backstory – the show was the day after Shay’s 18^th birthday, hence the cake, but Purser is a hated figure in Attack!, after turning heel during the feud between Dunne and ring announcer Jim Lee, a feud that ultimately saw Dunne lose a “loser leave Attack!” match). Dunne was absolutely on fire in this match. What worked really well was that he still used all the moves he does as a heel, but here was doing them on the heel team to a big pop. Picking up referee Chris Roberts to use as a weapon on the CCK members, viciously stomping the arm of Lykos on the mat, feigning a move from the ropes only to drop down and bite Lykos’s hand….all eaten up by the crowd. What really helped here was the interplay of the characters and personalities involved. There’s almost something touching about the relationship between Lykos and Brookes, with Lykos plaintively calling for Brookes to help him in moments of danger, but at the same time they’re sticking spit-covered fingers in Mark Andrews’ ear or yelling at the crowd to shut up. I loved how CCK incorporated Purser into some of their signature spots, Brookes throwing him into a senton on a prone Andrews, or Lykos roping him in to help hit a (failed) brainbuster (incidentally, as soon as Lykos went for the brainbuster on Andrews, you just knew it was going to get reversed into the Stundog Millionaire, but watching all the set up just made it that much more enjoyable). By the time Dunne blocked an ill-advised attempt by Shay to low-blow him, and instead hit a pedigree onto the birthday cake, 20 minutes had flown by. Cannot explain enough how much I loved this match.

Pro Wrestling Chaos - Everyone Must Stand Alone

Mr Bananas vs Bison Brody

 Squash for Brody, who looks impressive in victory. Massive gutwrench suplex looks terrific, before Brody hits a press-slam into a World’s Strongest Slam to win.

Ian Williams vs Grado

Williams is playing the role of snivelling cowardly heel, so it’s fun to watch Grado messing with him. The weedy loudmouth vs the lovable everyman is a perfect dynamic. Williams blocks off Grado’s bionic elbow twice before taking control, so it gets a nice reaction when Grado eventually hits it during his comeback. Williams is fine of offence, if not especially exciting, but he left Grado get sympathy. Williams tries to escape after taking a trio of bionic elbows, but gets blocked off by Gideon. Williams re-enters the ring and Grado nails a F5 to win.

Gideon vs Big Grizzly

Fun big man bout here. Williams has stayed at ringside to assist Grizzly, and is a constant presence during the bout. Grizz has some nice offence in his repertoire, with a big legdrop and Samoan drop both looking impressive. I liked the German suplex Gideon hit during his comeback – it wasn’t based around him improbably picking up the big man, but instead he allowed Grizz to rebound back from the ropes, and took him over using momentum. Still looks impressive without diminishing Grizzly’s size. Dug the finishing stretch too – Williams’ interference allowed Grizz to remove a turnbuckle pad whilst the ref was distracted, but a kendo shot from Williams accidentally hit Grizz, Gideon got into position and flatlinered Grizzly into the exposed buckle and finally hit a GTS to win. Made Gideon look smart to get into position for the turnbuckle flatliner, and helps keep Grizzly’s aura – it took three big shots to the head to keep him down. Good stuff.

Massive Party (Chuck Cyrus & Robbie Caine) vs Steele Dragons (Alex Steele & Eddie Dennis)

Decent enough match, which although maybe not technically perfect, is carried along by the fun nature of the stooging, goofy heels, the popularity and amiability of the Dragons and sticking to standard tag formula. Massive Party are working a meathead partying gimmick, and I dug them having a celebratory dance when a Dennis clothesline doesn’t faze them, only to receive two double eyepokes. Dennis plays FIP, and I dug Steele as the hot tag, using his speed advantage to outsmart Massive Party. Dennis hits his ever-impressive fallaway slam/Samoan Drop combo on the heels, and the stereo dives by the faces looked good. Massive Party get to blitz Steele with a few nice moves in a good finishing sequence, but a Steele superkick into a Next Stop Driver gets the win.

Mike Bird vs Trevor Lee

This was really good. Just felt like these two worked well together, both in character work and in the ring. Bird’s increasing frustration at Lee’s pre-match dancing led to an early strike exchange, with Bird nailing a nasty looking headbutt. Bird lures Lee into charging at him and nails a hot shot to take control, before wearing him down with some basic, but well executed offence. Bird takes too long threatening a clothesline however, and eats a uranage for two. Loved how Lee kept hold of Bird’s arm on the pin attempt and rolled through into a Fujiwara armbar, nice fluid sequence. Also a big fan of Lee’s penalty kick on the apron, he gets a full exaggerated extension on the leg to really emphasise the move. Lee gets the sudden win with a moonsault slam, which feels effective as a flash move to get the pin from nowhere. Could easily have watched another 5 minutes.

Panda Cub vs Flash Morgan Webster

Webster attacks Cub from behind to start, as this one kicks off with some real intensity. Webster in particular just lays in the headbutts to Cub. Hadn’t seen much of Panda Cub before, but I dug him here, nice flip senton and a reverse rana for a really nearfall. Webster is really good at being unlikable, so much so that you wonder how he ever gets booked as (a really likable) face. Cub misses a top rope splash and Webster locks in the Strangler to win. Webster is higher up in the hierarchy than Cub, but he really made him look good in defeat.

Pete Dunne vs Johnny Kidd

This is being fought under Mountevan’s Rules, which means that once a wrestler loses control of a hold, they have to yield and let their opponent back up, with best 2/3 falls rules. Really excellent bout to watch, with the matwork being really crisp. Because punches aren’t allowed, both guys have to be really clever with reversals, and most times a hold is countered it’s due to a shift in body weight or leverage creating space to escape. Have to give credit to the commentary too, really puts across how clever both wrestlers have to be, highlighting how Dunne escapes a bodyscissors by putting his legs over Kidd’s ankles, forcing Kidd’s knees down and giving Dunne room to drive his elbows into Kidd’s knees to escape. Just beautiful stuff, and the pinfalls almost feel irrelevant to the enjoyment of the match (Pete wins the final fall by luring Kidd into the ropes and quickly schoolboying him for the win), as it’s a real treat to watch. I’ve got the Chaos show where Kidd takes on Jack Gallagher under the same rules, and I’m very excited to watch that now. Top stuff.

Wild Boar vs Jeckel

This is for Boar’s King of Chaos title. Jeckel is accompanied by Pariah Khan, kayfabe owner of Chaos, giving him a huge advantage. Thus, even though Boar is on it to start, controlling Jeckel after a suicide dive early on, Khan’s interference allows Jeckel to dominate for the most part, with the ref unable to stop it. Jeckel’s pumphandle slam and 2^nd rope legdrop both looked good, before Boar changes the momentum by rolling into Jeckel’s legs when he’s running the ropes. Really crafty counter, and it’s followed by a big senton from Boar. Jeckel is really condescending to Boar, knowing his advantage with Khan, and seems to be toying with him, which ends up backfiring as a recovered Boar is able to avoid a chairshot and instead hit a big senton which drives Jeckel into the chair face first. Sadly, we get a bullshit ending, as Khan pulls the ref out of the ring, and Jeckel tries a chair sneak attack, only succeeding in hitting the chair into his own head. The ref sees an unconscious Jeckel and Boar holding a chair and disqualifies Boar. Disappointing ending to a decent match.

Pro Wrestling Chaos 6: To Crown A King

Pro Wrestling Chaos are a company who run shows down in the Bristol area, and have a roster that features quite a few of my favourite British wrestlers. Seeing as how I live a good 2 hours+ from Bristol, I decided the easiest way to check them out would be by DVD instead. This show is based around a four-man tournament to crown the King of Chaos champion, and is a really fun show from start to finish.

 

JD Knight vs Dave Mercy

This is the first semi-final tournament match. Given that I've only seen him before as an amusingly perverted heel, the one thing I wasn’t expecting is to see Dave Mercy as a fired-up, white-meat babyface. It really suits him too, he looked really good at working over Knight in the early going. Knight takes over after snapping Mercy’s neck over the top rope and starts grounding Mercy. His covers looks pretty nonchalant, which allows Mercy to make a comeback with a flurry of blows and a swank looking Northern Lights suplex. Knight hits a chokebomb, which only gets two, and he seems frustrated at this, going outside to grab the ringbell. The ref stops him, but it turns out to be a distraction, as Knight instead nailed Mercy with a wrench from his tights to get the win. Or so it seemed, as the ref raises his hand before he has a chance to hide the wrench, which leads to it’s discovery. The ref restarts the match, and Mercy hits a quick RKO to win. Fun opener.

 

Mike Bird vs Wild Boar

I really like both guys, so I had high expectations for this one. Boar is working face here, and it’s nice to see that he’s still plenty vicious on the mat in this role, working the fingers of Bird. I liked Boar’s punches in the corner, pummelling Bird to the ground, then picking him up to deliver more punches. There was a lovely little sequence to change the momentum, as Bird avoids a charge, and rolls Boar up with a schoolboy, then hits a double-stomp right away. Bird starts slapping Boar around the head, which seems a foolish thing to do to rile up his opponent, but then he brilliantly follows it up by running the ropes at the same time as Boar to hit a big clothesline from the side, which looked great. Boar’s corner senton looks great as ever, but Bird picks up the win with another big clothesline and a cradle piledriver. Really great match.

Dick Morgan, Alex Steele & Eddie Dennis vs The Doomsday Killers (Gideon, KillBane & Ian Williams)

This starts off as a singles match between Gideon and Morgan, before Williams attacks Morgan from behind. This leads to Steele and Dennis making the save and proposing this six-man tag. I quite like the initial structure of this match where, despite an initial flurry of offence by the faces, the Doomsday Killers are able to take over following a big Gideon kick to Morgan, capitalising on his still being groggy from the pre-match assault. I thought Gideon looked terrific in this match, with just nasty, vicious looking blows that looked convincingly painful. I also dug his offence on Steele following a hot tag, with him holding Steele in a standing chokehold which he then turned into an overhead butterfly suplex, which looked ace. Things break down after another hot tag to Dennis, and things get a little sloppy until they head to a hot end sequence. A big series of dives by Steele, Williams and Gideon culminates in a big flip dive by Dennis. The action returns to the ring with a series of moves, before Morgan finishes Williams off with a Northern Lights suplex, which he rolls through with into a brainbuster. Decent match, really made me want to see more of Gideon.

Big Grizzly vs Rampage Brown

The box has this match down as “Steve Griffiths vs Rampage Brown”, but it wasn’t until I got to the menu screen that I realised “Steve Griffith” is blog favourite Big Grizzly, and this became a match I was super excited to see. This was a really good big man bout, with a fun story. Rampage Brown is a big bruiser of a man, but for once he’s out-sized by his opponent. Rampage tries a couple of shoulderblocks without shifting Grizzly, and Grizzly meets him with a running knee as he hits the ropes for the third try. They trade some big blows on the outside of the ring, and back inside Rampage tries to pick up Grizzly onto his shoulders with no joy. This is teased a few times in the match, and I like that, strong as Rampage is, he isn’t able to just lift Grizzly on the first try. Grizzly can move for a guy his size, and I really like the way that he uses this size as a weapon, smashing into Rampage like a demolition ball with a running shoulderblock. Grizzly gets a two count off a big sideslam, before Rampage hits a big lariat and finally hoists Griz onto his shoulders for a running Samoan drop, which gives him the victory. Loved this.

Chris Masters vs Jeckel

Masters is quite a regular on these shores nowadays, and it’s fun to see how he matches up with different opponents, and if he works a heel or face. Here, he was working as a face, which involved him overpowering Jeckel, until receiving a poke to the eye. He managed to catch Jeckel on a pescado attempt, but ended up getting rammed into the ring post. Jeckel looks to be a decent size, just not as big as Masters, so it made sense for him to use these little shortcuts. Jeckel heeled it up a storm when in control, with chokes and boot scrapes to wear down Masters. Jeckel gets a bit too over confident and spends ages going for a top rope legdrop, which he somewhat inevitably misses, and Masters gets him with a lovely Sky High powerbomb. Masters locks in the Masterlock, but Jeckel pulls the ref to him to hide him giving Masters a low blow, which allows Jeckel to pick up the cheap roll up victory. This was fun.

Mike Bird vs Dave Mercy

This is the final of the King of Chaos title tournament, and the other wrestlers comes out onto the stage to watch the match, which is a nice touch. I liked Bird pre-bell trying to wind up Mercy and get under his skin, which leads to Mercy attacking him with a flourish at the bell. They brawl outside  the ring and through the crowd to the stage, before getting back to the ring, where Mercy misses a top rope splash. Bird takes over, and hits a really cool looking running legdrop in the corner. Mercy tries firing back with some really great looking punches, but telegraphs one which gives Bird time to block it. Bird misses a top rope moonsault, giving Mercy enough time to get his second wind, hitting a Northern Lights suplex and a Michinoku Driver for two. Bird is able to hit a fucking Dragon suplex on Mercy, which sends him from the ring, and Bird follows him out with two suicide dives onto the dazed Mercy. Bird is fully in the ascendancy here, but is caught diving into the ring by a RKO from Mercy, and only getting his foot on the ropes prevents Bird getting pinned. They battle on the top rope, and Bird tries for a top rope cradle piledriver (which it really looked like he was going to hit) before Mercy breaks free. This does lead to a really great end sequence. They fight on the ring apron, and Bird DOES get to hit the cradle piledriver on the ring apron. Mercy is pretty much out, but does just about get back into the ring before the 10 count…only for Bird to immediately hit another cradle piledriver for the clean victory. Really loved this,  both guys managed to look stronger coming out than going in, which is surely the aim of matches like this.

Triple X Wrestling Untitled Festive Season Tie-In Event

As I check Facebook and see that Triple X are already announcing matches for their next show, it dawned on me that I probably needed to get my lazy arse round to making sense of the jumble of notes I wrote on their festive show one-and-a-half weeks ago. A show that rather magnificently ended with a roster of wrestlers singing "Do They Know It's Christmas". Tearjerking...

Dave Mercy vs Pollyanna
After a ludicrous introduction, including chasing host Omer Ibrahim round the ring to the Benny Hill theme, we were "treated" to Dave Mercy taking on the debuting Pollyanna, who looked good throughout the match, despite what Mercy put her through. Mercy has really found his calling as the opening match guy for Triple X, with his frankly disturbing antics seemingly perfect for warming up the crowd. He's also really good at finding new lows to plumb in each match. Here, despite being out-wrestled in the early parts of the match, he seemed to be in his element fighting a woman, threatening a "boobplex", before the tables were turned and he got taken over with a "ballplex" for a near count. A punch to Pollyanna's breasts brought her to her knees, low blowing Mercy as she fell, who in turn took out the referee in a fun spot. Pollyanna looked to have the match won with a leglock, but Mercy reached into the well-padded bulge of his groin and pulled out a sock that he attacked her face with to break the hold. Mercy eventally got the victory with a rather horrible-looking teabagging pin.

Santa Paws vs Flash Morgan Webster
Santa Paws was a chap in a panda mask dressed as Santa, who unfortunately got assaulted by a not-booked Morgan Webster. This was a quick little match, won by Webster, to lead onto the next angle...

Wild Boar vs Keiron Young
.....as Webster took the mic and claimed he knew what Triple X were trying to do, turning all his friends against him. He highlighted former friend Mark Andrews, his trainer Mike Bird, then claimed that the reason Wild Boar was back in Triple X was to turn Boar against him. The Boar came to the ring as Webster cut a promo essentially asking Boar to be his friend, a request that was met with a simple "no". The match itself was pretty much a squash, but just because a face turn seems imminent, it didn't mean Boar was letting Young off lightly. I've missed Boar in Triple X, he's not the biggest guy, but everything he does looks violent. Young did get to hit his trifecta of dives to the outside, but ultimately Boar won with the Trapper Keeper. Boar ignored Webster's offer of friendship again afterwards, and face Wild Boar is totally something I can get behind.

Jim Diehard vs Big Grizzly
This was a pretty fun battle of two massive bearded men. Grizzly had tag partner Scott Grimm at ringside, so you knew that he was going to get involved at some point. This started pretty slowly, but got better as the match went along. I alway love Big Grizzly's cannonball in the corner, it always looks like he's just rolling straight through them. Diehard took a bit of a beating from Griz, but was making his comeback when Grimm grabbed his leg to prevent him going to the top rope(!). The Titans of Terror beat down on Diehard, until a returning Benton Destruction made the save and challenged the Titans for the next show. Griz may have responded to the challenge with "Fuck off", but I suspect it will happen and will be terrific.

Chris Brookes vs Tyler Bate
This was an absolute treat. Bate has rightly become one of the shining lights of British wrestling in the past year, but it's worth pointing out how great Brookes has been in that time period too. Both guys have an inate charisma that makes an audience want to react to them, albeit in different ways. After Bate's Sandman-inspired entrance, these two beat on each other with a viciousness that only guys who know each other really well can get away with. There were lots of nasty spots and loud cane shots that belied the fact this feud blew up over Tyler's facial hair. Bate took out Brookes with a huge dive from the top rope over the safety barrier, and then put him in a 40-second airplane spin inside the ring. Tyler got two very close nearfalls with a deadlift German suplex and a big lariat, but got knocked from the top rope when Brookes shoved the ref into the ropes. The match ended with Brookes hanging Bate over the top rope with a thick bunch of electrical cable, really yanking back on it, until Bate passed out and couldn't continue. Next month, they're competing in a deathmatch, and I'm almost scared to see how they'll top this awesome brawl.

Eddie Dennis & the Hunter Brothers vs Mike Bird & the Dunne Brothers
Triple X wisely put a Chase Alexander in-ring promo before this match, to give the crowd (and the choked-out Bate) a chance to catch their breath. This was a total change of pace, a really fast-paced six man tag with the following stipulation: If Dennis' team won, Pete Dunne would lose his #1 contendership for Dennis' Triple X title, but if Dunne's team won, he'd get his title match that night.

Trying to recap all that happened would be a fools errand, but this was a good long match, spiced up with the odd moment of chaos. The Dunnes and Bird had some really smooth teamwork as a trio, and dominated the early stages, but the heel team would find ways to isolate individual members throughout the match. I loved the hanging of the Welsh flag in the corner as a heel tactic. As things broke down, Dennis brought the Triple X title belt in the ring to use as a weapon, but it ended up in the hands of Pete Dunne. Unfortunately, his attempts to level Dennis missed, and instead took out Damian Dunne, leaving him prone for the three count and losing Pete's #1 contendership. The fun thing is how this leaves the Clusterfuck match next month. This isn't the first time some tension has been hinted at between the Dunnes and, whilst winning the Clusterfuck match would give Pete his title shot back, but a win for Damian would really put the cat amongst the pigeons. Can't wait.

Triple X Wrestling Wrestle*****

Taking place on the same night as a mildly more famous WWE events, Wrestle***** (which we were to find out stood for "WrestleCunts" was possibly the best top to bottom Triple X show I've been to since I started going last February. Sadly, my run will be ending in June, as their show headlined by Zack Sabre Jr vs Low Ki clashes with my holiday (and trust me, I've been trying to work out ways to get back for this...), but in the meantime, here's some words on the WrestleCunts

Dave Mercy vs Terry Seddon
Seddon is currently billed as "Inbetween Gimmicks" after ditching his zombie slayer persona. This was a pretty fun opening bout, with the sexual antics of Mercy (the "Sleazy Bastard") providing a good few laughs. I loved him hitting a Northern Lights suplex, then getting angry with the ref because he'd only gotten 2, despite using an actual wrestling move. He also went for a super sexual version of Sister Abigail. Seddon was coming back into the match, but a low blow gave Mercy the win.

Keiron Young vs Scotty Essex
Scotty Essex, as his name suggests, is a permatanned goon a la TOWIE and other programmes of that ilk. His look is pretty much "rich man's Danny Doring". Young is billed as "Indy Guy", which led to the crowd singing the Indiana Jones theme in his support. This was pretty fun, albeit spotty in places. Both guys only debuted at the last show, so the fact KY opened the match with three dives (after Essex refused to get in the ring) helped warm the crowd up for them. Essex had some nice moves here, with a meaty looking Death Valley Driver being the pick of the bunch. Young got a two count from a Canadian Destroyer followed by a superkick (Indy!) but Essex got the win with a crafty roll-up and handful of tights.

Big Grizzly & Scott Grimm vs Local Jobber #2
This was supposed to be Flash Morgan Webster taking on the two big chaps, simply because Triple X management hate him. However, it was revealed via big screen video that Webster was in New Orleans for WrestleMania, having taken his paycheck and run. Of course, this didn't sit well with the "Two Big Bastards", with Grizzly demanding an opponent. Out came the ever-popular Local Jobber #2, who got flattened in less than two minutes, culminating with a double-team pedigree. A mysterious hooded figure, who turned out to be Gabriel Grey, watched on from the stage, seemingly managing the team of Grimm and Grizz. I'm assuming there is going to be a tag war with the Henchmen at some point, which I can only imagine will be great.

The Henchmen vs The Hunters Brothers
This was the third successive clash between these two teams, this time being a bar-room brawl, essentially fought under last team standing rules. Both teams came dressed to fight, and it was the larger Henchmen who took control at first, brawling with the Hunters all over Club M, but primarily at the bar area. There was a fun mid-match spot involving all four wrestler drinking whiskey, at which point they all passed out from excessive consumption. The Hunters then got a chance to dominate, levelling the Henchmen with chairs (and causing Benton Destruction in particular to bleed heavily), before ultimately the Henchmen finally settled the feud with Jim Diehard throwing one Hunter onto his brother from the bar area to the floor, and the Hunters were unable to meet the count. Maybe not quite as good as last months epic tables match, but still a thoroughly entertaining brawl, and one that was eaten up by the crowd. Plus, how rad were Jim Diehard's cowboy boots!?!

Doug Williams vs Tyler Bate
One of the big success stories in Triple X in the past 12 months has been the rise of Tyler Bate, who keeps getting better show by show, looking like he belongs with the bigger names that he's been put up against. He's been so impressive, it's easy to forget that he's not picked up a win yet since his debut, yet remains massively over with the crowd. Here, he took on one of the biggest names in BritWres and the result was another terrific match. His style gelled perfectly with Williams, as both guys like to work the mat, throw in cutesy spots (there was a repeated criss-cross section here that was a lot of fun) and hit a nice suplex or two, and this was a really good bout. The story here was that the younger, less experienced Bate was having to struggle to keep up with Doug, but was growing into the match as it progressed. Bate managed to block the Chaos Theory and hit his ever-impressive deadlift German suplex for a very close two, but ultimately Williams was able to tie him up for the three count. Another top performance by Bate, who must be the most promising young wrestler in the UK at the moment.

Joe Coffey vs Damian Dunne
Coffey is fast becoming a highlight of Triple X shows. He's clearly not afraid to be the heel, riling the crowd up something chronic here. Coffey is a big guy, and used this to dominate the smaller Dunne. Given the relative size difference, they did well to make the match look competitive, with Damo using his speed advantage to keep up. The crowd were fantastic here too, with a burst of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" designed to motivate Dunne against the big Scot, but in the end Dunne was forced to tap out to a Boston crab. Really good match.

Damian O'Connor vs Mike Bird
O'Connor was apparently part of the first run of Triple X, but this was my first time seeing him, and he was a pretty impressive sight, built like a brick wall with a mighty looking beard. Bird was quite likably funny and, despite being billed as "Flying" Mike Bird, he used some fun matwork to down O'Connor in the early stages. I really liked a good chunk of O'Connor's offence, with a cannonball to the barrier outside looking particularly nasty. O'Connor won a good match with an electric chair into a sitout driver (I'm sure there's a better name for it, but that's the best I could do)

Eddie Dennis vs Devilman
This was chaotic, but really fun chaotic. Dennis was hilarious here, cutting a brilliantly indignant pre-match promo where he ranted about being labelled "Bad Wales" and having to wrestle a street fight instead of a pure wrestling match. His resigned mid-match reaction of "Oh bollocks" as he stood in the ring watching Devilman pull out a Singapore cane wrapped in a chain was great. They went all out here, which did lead to DM seemingly knocking himself loopy off a rana from the stage to the floor. Despite this, they still managed to put on a great match, fighting all over Club M. The end saw Dennis driving DM onto some lightbulb tubes on a chair, but this only got two. Dennis stayed on the offensive, repeatedly hitting DM with a chair and re-pinning him until eventually he picked up the win. I liked the ending, with the idea that it was sustained blows rather than one big move that finished off DM. Devilman looked pretty hurt post match, but eventually got up to a nice round of applause. Great match.

Triple X Wrestling: Clusterfuck III

Arriving at Club M in Coventry for this show, we were treated to something a bit different before the wrestling started...stand-up comedy. After an opening set I arrived midway through (which was fun, though I didn't catch the name of the guy doing it), we got regular Triple X ring announcer Omer Ibrahim recounting stories of his wrestling days, the highlight of which involved a rather horrible training drill involving a rear waistlock... With the crowd suitably warmed up, the action began.

Keiron Young vs Dave Mercy
So we kicked off with two guys I've not seen before. Young bills himself as the "Indy Guy", whilst Dave Mercy is the delightfully named "Sleazy Bastard". And what a sleazy bastard he was, grinding his way to the ring to the sound of "Bump & Grind". With his posh voice, pervy moustache and yellow singlet hanging down to his waist, Mercy was perversely entertaining. He used a lot of sexual spots, going for the pinfall with his crotch over Young's face and choking him with the straps of the singlet, as if to pull it down. Young looked decent, if a touch inexperienced, and he hit a few nice kick combos to Mercy. The ringwork here maybe wasn't perfect, but this was a lot of goofy fun. Mercy won with a roll-up, which meant he qualified for the Clusterfuck match later.

Devilman vs Wild Boar
This title match was a bit of a slow burner, with the opening moments based around DM grounding the Boar with a headlock. Things started to heat up however, with Boar looking good on offence. What I love about Wild Boar is how everything he does looks designed to inflict pain, especially how he clawed at DM's face during holds. He also seems happy to hurl himself with reckless abandon towards his opponents, with a dive from the ring being particularly choice. Devilman looked good in his comebacks, and looked set to make the Boar tap with a crossface. Boar got a couple of nearfalls towards the end, but Devilman was able to pick up the win to retain the title.

Clusterfuck III - Damian Dunne vs Chris Brookes vs Tyler Bate vs Terry Seddon vs Big Grizzly vs Local Jobber #2 vs Scott Grimm vs Scotty Essex vs Dave Mercy vs Eddie Dennis
The Clusterfuck match follows the same format as the Royal Rumble, except that, upon reaching the final four, it becomes a fatal fourway match, with the winner here becoming the no. 1 contender for the Triple X title.

This was a whole heap of fun. I wont try and recap everything that happened as, frankly, my memory isn't that good, but there were plenty of highlights. Tyler Bate has adapted his gimmick, fully embracing the "tiny Gotch" chants to portray himself as a throwback to the black-trunked grapplers of the early 20th century. With a dapper moustache and a smattering of aeroplane spins throughout the match, he made this new character work. His semi-reunion with former Slapdash Tagteam partner Chris Brookes ("he's a bit of a cunt") was one of the fun running themes throughout the match. Also impressing here was Big Grizzly. The first time I saw him back in July he was a competent, but green, big man. Here, he looked great, levelling opponents with Samoan drops, a proper good spinebuster and two massive cannonballs in the corner, which put cult hero Local Jobber #2 out of action (of which more later). Damian Dunne, who was the first entry, provided a good base for the match, as he's able to work well with everyone on the roster, and his elimination of Grizzly was a nice bit of payback for his loss to the big man back in August.

Dave Mercy returned, having qualified for entry with his earlier win, and got thrown out straight away. The other newcomer in the match was "Mr Reem" Scotty Essex, who riled up the crowd as soon as he came out. He didn't really get a chance to show much, but did take a big bump for a Bate deadlift German suplex which was impressive, so hopefully he'll get a chance to impress in the future. We got down to a final four of Dunne, Dennis, Bate and Brookes, but before a winning pinfall could take place, it was revealed that Local Jobber #2 had never been eliminated. Dunne hit him with a quick springboard codebreaker, but Dennis swiftly threw Dunne over the top rope and pinned Jobber to win the match and a title shot at Devilman next show. There was never a dull moment here, and it felt better laid out than last years match.

"Flash" Morgan Webster vs Mark Andrews
The stipulation here was that Webster would get a contract with Triple X if he beat Andrews. Webster has been running rampant in the past 12 month, interferring in matches and specifically targetting Andrews, but this was his first actual match since Clusterfuck 2 last year. The result of this build is that the crowd absolutely HATED Webster, who kept the heat up with his antics throughout the match. This also meant that we saw a slightly more aggressive side to Andrews, but without him shortchanging the crowd on his ever impressive aerial skills. Webster looked more impressive here than he did 12 months earlier (in a reasonable match against Eddie Dennis), and was clearly revelling in the heat from the crowd. A good, if slightly short, match ended with Webster taking advantage of a distracted ref to crack Andrews in the head with his scooter helmet for the win.
　

The Henchmen vs The Hunter Brothers
This was a tables match, and ended up being a pretty fantastic brawl around Club M. The Henchmen pretty much destroyed the Hunters to start, but the Hunters' gameplan of surviving and then isolating one Henchman was pretty smart. The first fall went to the Hunters on Jim Diehard, as a top rope superplex attempt was cut off and the brothers hit a double powerbomb from the second rope through a table. This put Diehard out of commission for a while, and let the Hunters concentrate on Benton Destruction. I loved Benton pulling down the straps of his singlet before trying to ward off both Hunters. The Hunters set up a table near the bar area, but by this time Diehard had recovered, and a resurgent Henchmen powerbombed one Hunter off the stairs through a table in an insane bump to even things up. Back in the ring, there was a ref bump before the remaining Hunter got thrown through a table, but his brother returned and levelled both Henchmen with chairshots, leaving Destruction lying in the broken remains of the table. A recovering ref called for the bell to give the Hunters the cheap win. Really fun brawl here, with the Hunters bumping and stooging magnificently, and all four men putting in a good effort.

Zack Sabre Jr vs Pete Dunne
Going into this match, I had high hopes. ZSJ was part of two of the best matches I saw live last year (vs Mark Andrews for Triple X, and vs Tommy End for Southside), whilst Dunne has been a constant highpoint of the Triple X shows I've been to over the past year. Yet somehow, this match still surpassed expectations. All the matwork here was excellent, and it always felt like it was leading somewhere, instead of being matwork for the sake of matwork. There were nice little touches throughout, like Sabre simply letting go of Dunne's leg when he could tell Pete was about to try and counter a hold, or the way he tried to keep his legs moving when sat in a prone position to try and stop Dunne grabbing one of them. As is often his gameplan, Zack went on the attack on Pete's left arm to soften him up for an armbar, and both his attack plan and Dunne's selling of the injury were terrific. I loved the fact Dunne kept protecting his arm, even whilst on offence. Whilst the result was never really in doubt, it was kept competitive, with a few moments where it looked like Dunne might win. In the end, ZSJ picked up the win with a Dragon suplex, but it's fair to say this was a stormer. Possibly the best match I've seen in person.

Triple X Wrestling: The Nov 24th Show

Regular readers, in the unlikely event there is such a thing, will be aware by now of my love of Coventry's Triple X Wrestling, who put on a constantly entertaining show every time. Having been to every show this year, you could imagine my horror as the M69 leading from Nottingham to Cov was shut as I headed to the imaginatively titled "November 24th Show". Diverted through random parts of Warwickshire, I was genuinely concerned that I was going to miss this show, but thankfully I got there just in the nick of time. Which is lucky, as I think this was the best top-to-bottom show they put on this year. Ending old stories, continuing and starting new ones, the pieces are in place to make January's upcoming "Clusterfuck III" show an absolute belter.

Pete Dunne vs Chris Brookes
Brookes' new intro video proclaims him to be be "a bit of a cunt", which earned him a few choice chants during the match. Real nice back-and-forth match here, with everything looking crisp in execution. Brookes had impressed smaller roles in previous matches, but it was nice to see him get a longer chance to show what he could do. His Dragon suplex on Dunne was really good. Dunne is always good value, and the "On your head, son" enzuigiri never gets old. Dunne picks up the win with a swank pumphandle into a DDT.

We got a bit of an angle here, as cult hero (and my girlfriends favourite wrestler) Local Jobber #2 came to the ring, only for Flash Morgan Webster to come out and destroy him, asking again for a match with Mark Andrews. This was eventually agreed to, so hopefully this will happen at the next show. It's been building nicely for month, and it should be a great match when it happens.

The Hunter Brothers vs The Henchmen
Though not advertised as such, this was a battle of Coventry vs Birmingham, so the Henchmen were the clear hometown favourites. The Hunters are great at stooging for their opponents, raising a laugh when a blindside attack failed and claiming "it was the ref". The Henchmen dominated early, but a cheapshot to the leg of Jim Diehard gave the Hunters control. This was a classically worked tag match, with a lengthy heat section on Diehard coupled with the Hunters cutting off a hot tag attempt by attacking Benton Destruction. I loved Benton's combined shock and horror at his tag partner hitting a shining wizard ("Have you been watching those skinny boy tapes?"), before Diehard managed to motor through both Hunters to make the tag. The Henchmen had nearly completed the Five Moves of Doom for the win, before Diehard got nailed with a chair before he could hit the senton to get the DQ win. Destruction also got levelled with a pair of chairshots after, so I assume this leads to a rematch at the next show.

Tyler Bate vs Joe Coffey
Bate has been more and more impressive on the past few shows, but this felt like a real breakthrough match for him. Coffey was a guy I'd not seen before, but he came with a good reputation, and he was a really good opponent for Bate here. Coffey was a really unlikable heel here, and that also helped rally the crowd behind Tyler. I liked the mat exchanges throughout the match, especially as both guys actively worked the holds they were applying, with little touches to make them look more painful. I loved Coffey pulling out his chewing gum and rubbing it in Bate's face during a hold, which only made him seem more of a dick. Though smaller, Bate still got to use a few of his impressive strength spots, with the deadlift German suplex getting two. In the end, however, Coffey picked up the win with a giant swing, which he chained to a Boston crab. Tyler tried to power out, but when that failed, tapped right away. Really great match, debuting Coffey with a good win, but Bate also came out better than when he went in.

Adam Shame & Grado vs The Wrestling Dead
After leaving the last show with "Zombie Slayer" Terry Seddon, Michelle Thorne is now out managing the zombie team. Something to do with them always being stiff... Anyway, this was as absurd and ridiculous as you'd expect. Grado is always entertaining, especially his puzzlement at the idea of having to wrestle some zombies and Shame seems to fit well with him. I love Chris Stone's out-of-control commitment to the character, as he acts more zombie than wrestler, with Steffan Hard carrying the wrestling side of things. Grado gets distracted by Thorne flashing her wares at him to give the zombies the advantage and it doesn't help when his partner also gets enticed by Thorne when Grado reaches for the hot tag. Eventually, Shame does get tagged in, and a combination big boot\faceplant combo give them the pin on Hard. Really fun.

Eddie Dennis, Damian Dunne, Devilman & Omer Ibrahim vs Big Grizzly, Wild Boar, Scott Grimm & Gabriel Grey
This is an elimination tag match, with Gabriel Grey promising to disband the Damned Nation if they lose. This was pretty chaotic, but never less than entertaining, and managed to include some great storyline strands as well. Omer finally got his revenge on Grey after a year of abuse, nailing a huge spear to eliminate him, before Grimm nails a Black Hole Slam on Omer right away to even the score. Everyone here got a chance to shine, with even Grimm looking good dominating the champion Devilman. Dennis shows some impressive strength to suplex Grimm over for a pin, while a fun sequence of offence ends with Boar nailing a package piledriver on Dunne to even up the sides again. In the end, the Damned Nation is forced to split, as Devilman and Dennis take out Grizzly and Boar and hit simultaneous pins to be the two survivors (and I'd be remiss not to mention Dennis showing sick strength again by hitting a crucifix bomb on the enormous Grizzly). After the match, Dennis went from Good Wales! to Bad Wales! by nailing Devilman with the title belt, almost certainly setting up a match between the two in the future.

Triple X Wrestling: The Only Way Is SQ

Before making their debut at the Coventry Club M next month, Triple X had a show at the SQ Club last Sunday, which promised contract signings, scrambles, no holds barred matches and many more. Here's how it went...

The show started with a contract signing for the next show, where Devilman will face Majik for the Triple X title. However, Majik seemed more concerned with getting jovial MC and former wrestler Omer Ibrahim to say he respected him. Omer, however, wouldn’t back down, telling Majik he didn’t respect him, and getting in the champions face. After both Devilman and Majik signed the contract, Devilman rammed Majik’s head into the table and things looked like breaking down before the familiar ring music of Teddy Long hit over the speakers. Out came Professor Lex, who announced the four men in the ring (Devilman, Omer, Majik and his manager Gabriel Grey) would meet in the main event in a Holla Holla Tag Match. A fun start to the show. 

The Dunne Brothers vs The Hunter Brothers

This is the 3^rd show in a row for Triple X to feature some Dunne/Hunter interaction, but luckily it’s a pairing that never fails to entertain. It’s odd, the first time I saw the Hunters was as faces and, as good as they were in ring, they seemed a little bland personality wise. However, as heels they really seem to excel and they’re plenty of fun here heeling it up against the Dunnes. As the younger Dunne, it was Damo who got focused on for the heat section, which featured some quick tags and nice double teams by the Hunters. To be honest, so much happened in this match that I’m struggling to recall everything that happened, but the end was a fun series of saves and reversals which ended with Dunnes reigning triumphant. Really good opener. 

Scott Grimm vs Dave Mastiff

This is a no-holds-barred rematch from last months show. This provides a nice change of pace from the opener, as both are massive guys. They run through a long series of stalemate shoulderbarge attempts, before Grimm takes control. This wasn’t a huge war like I was expecting, but instead featured Grimm trying to wear Mastiff down with repeated blows. Mastiff’s comeback was great, as his offence always looks good. He got a real high leap on a rolling firemans carry, and he got great air on a senton as well, which only got two. Things heat up at the two fight outside and over the merch table, before Grimm steals a win back inside with a low blow. Started slowly, but this was a decent big man match. 

Mark Andrews vs Tyler Bate vs Ho Ho Lun vs Chris Brookes

Again, this was a change of pace from the previous match, advertised in advance as a “Get Your Shit In” match. It lived up to the billing as all four guys got a shitload of action into the match, with all four managing to look good here. Lun is on tour from Zero-One HK, and was bursting with physical charisma, and the fans took to him instantly. One spot, which saw him sit Bate on a chair, repeatedly asking the audience if he should take a longer run up to kick him in the face got a great response. Brooke and Bate had impressed at the last show as the SlapDash Tagteam, but they sadly had broken up here, with Brooke cheapshotting Bate after a handshake. Bate has crazy strength, here catching Andrews in mid air and planting him with a German suplex, which looked awesome. Andrews is a super-crisp high flier, and everything he did looked slick here, with a massive Asai moonsault providing the perfect punctuation to a great dive sequence by all four men. Finally, after a ton of action, Andrews pinned Brooke with a sunset-flip bomb. This was loads of fun. 

The Henchmen vs Local Jobbers

The local jobbers, who entered to “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”, are fast becoming cult favourites in Triple X, though not as much as the Henchmen, whose arrival prompts a chant of “So Fucking Hench”. This was billed as a forgone conclusion, and there was no surprise here, as the Henchmen destroyed the jobbers. At one point though, local jobber #2 gets in some offence, working over the leg of Jim Diehard...a flurry which comes to an end with a huge Diehard lariat. The Henchmen hit the Five Moves of Doom (World’s Strongest Slam, forearm, clothesline to the back of the head, gutwrench powerbomb, senton) on #2, before #1 makes the save. However, he also gets hit with the Five Moves and the jobbers get put out of their misery.  

Eddie Dennis vs Wild Boar

Dennis is also getting a good following, with yells of “Wales!” coming in support. However, it was pointed out that Boar is also Welsh, so we got chants of “Good Wales!” and “Bad Wales!” depending on who was on offence. Dennis mocked the diminutive Boar to start, and we got a nice chain wrestling sequence, which was something we’d not really seen from Dennis before. When Boar got on offence, he lived up to his name, attacking with a real feral ferocity. There was a really nice looking spot where Boar hung Dennis upside down in a tree of woe to savage him then, as Dennis tried to free himself, Boar leapt across the ring with a vicious looking diving headbutt. Dennis fired back, and nailed Boar with a powerbomb, but it only got two, before Boar finished him off with a double underhook piledriver in a good match. 

Devilman & Omer Ibrahim vs Majik & Big Grizzly

Before the match, Majik got on the mic and announced that, due to Grey being taken ill, he’d been forced to replace him with new Damned Nation member Big Grizzly, an enormous man who towered over everyone in the ring. This may not have been the slickest match of the night, but it probably featured the best story-telling and got some of the best reactions of the night. Majik is terrific at getting negative reactions from the crowd, and the segments with him and Omer got some of the best responses of the night. Omer is really popular with the crowd, so he was the sympathetic choice to play face in peril, and when he landed his first blow on Majik, it got as big a reaction as any highspot in the night. They nailed the story of the match brilliantly, and I loved little bits like Majik staring directly at Devilman on a pin attempt on Omer. A battle over a backslide between Omer and Majik got another great reaction, which proved they were doing everything right. Grizzly didn’t get to show much, but he had a great presence and every blow he landed on Omer looked like it killed him. Finally Devilman got the hot tag and cleaned house, but a pinfall attempt wasn’t spotted by the ref due to Omer and Grizzly fighting outside the ring. This allowed Wild Boar to sneak in and nail a double underhook piledriver on Devilman, but it only got two. As things broke down, Omer nailed a spear on Grizzly and Devilman finished the big guy off with a Swanton. Really satisfying main event, with everything making sense, even down to Boar’s interference leading to Omer announcing postmatch he’d face Sabu at the next show to stop him ruining the main event.

Triple X Wrestling XXXtravaganza

Despite living in Nottingham, I'm a Coventrian and it warms the very cockles of my heart that there is a promotion putting on shows regularly there. Triple X isn't your average wrestling company, putting on a product that doesn't take itself too seriously (wrestling zombies!) but does put on some great matches. The last show, Clusterfuck 2, was great, so I decided to go to this pre-Wrestlemania show. With the ever excellent Omer Ibrahim as host, this was a really enjoyable show

Scott Grimm vs Local Jobber 2

At Clusterfuck II, Grimm took on Local Jobber and pretty much destroyed him in minutes. Local Jobber#2 tries to learn from this and attacks Grimm from the bell and gets caught in a Black Hole Slam. A quick splash finishes it for Grimm. Not a good night for the local lad

 

Scott Grimm vs Dave Mastiff

Mastiff was due to face Wild Boar on the show, but injury put paid to that.  Instead, Mastiff decides he wants a piece of Grimm. This match is just two massive dudes whaling away on each other, with a few choice power moves for good measure. Loved Mastiff getting Grimm up for a rolling fireman’s carry, whilst Grimm’s belly-to-belly suplex on Mastiff was also impressive. After trading nearfalls, they managed to both get disqualified as the referee lost control. The pair had to be separated at the end (including the help of Local Jobber #2, still selling injuries)

 

Terry Seddon vs Sebastian Radclaw

Seddon is Triple X’s resident zombie slayer, primarily due to his physical resemblance to Simon Pegg. Here, he took a break from the undead to take on Radclaw, an interesting character who seemed to be talking to voices in his head. Radclaw looked good, I’d never seen him before, but he was a lot of fun and should fit in well in the Triple X universe. He even managed to get a chant going for his late Uncle Eggbert (who apparently told him to never lose a fight to a ginger man). Midway through, Professot Lex emerged with a zombie for Seddon to fight with, before Radclaw flew over the top rope to take out all three men. Back inside, Seddon finished Radclaw with a big boot and legdrop. Goofy fun

 

Zack Sabre Jr vs Mark Andrews

This match was awesome. ZSJ was positioned as the more experienced, dominant wrestler here, totally schooling Mandrews on the mat and kicking the shit out of him to prevent any kind of comeback. Andrews was great in the underdog role, and used his speed and ariel skills to get some nearfalls on Zack. Everything ZSJ looked great, with his matwork looking like it was killing Andrews, tying him up in knots. I also liked the focus on wanting Andrews to tap-out, following a killer looking cradle Tombstone with another submission focused on the neck. Eventually, Sabre does get the tapout after Andrews misses a 450 splash, but both guys looked immense here.

 

The Henchmen (Benton Destruction & Jim Diehard) vs Slap Dash Tag Team (Chris Brookes & Tyler Bate)

The Henchmen are fucking brilliant. The “80’s legends” are massive, massive men and totally outweighed the Slap Dash Tag Team. Bate in particular was tiny compared to the man mountains. This was a well-worked tag match, where the in-ring action was as successful as the comedy. Brookes and Bate used their speed to initially worked over Destruction, but Bate was soon isolated and worked over as face-in-peril. The Henchmen cut off the ring nicely, and a hot tag was denied by the ref, who didn’t see it following a distraction by Destruction (who literally stood on the apron yelling “I’m causing a distraction”).The Henchmen can move for big guys and looked awesome in domination. The hot tag saw Brookes on fire, until he got caught outside by Destruction, who threw powder into his eyes. In the ring, a recovered Bate hit an amazing deadlift German suplex on Diehard, but was soon outmanned and nailed with the Five Moves of Doom for the Hench win. A victory that was soon to turn sour when Diehard found out about the powder in the eyes, which was the “payoff from Tijuana”. Really fun tag match.

 

Damian Dunne vs Lee Hunter

Clusterfuck saw the Hunters lose to Damian and his brother Pete. With Pete in Japan, we got this singles encounter this month. The main story of the match saw the Hunters constantly swapping place in the ring, swapping a hoodie to indicate to the referee which Hunter should be in the match. The Hunters played up to this brilliantly, highlighted by one Hunter stalking around the ring, hoodie on inside out, crowing “This is too easy”. Though good faces, the Hunters are way better as heels. The match itself was really good, with Damian timing his comebacks nicely. Eventually, Damian got hold of the hoodie and put it on outside the ring, prompting the unsuspecting in-ring Hunter to to try an enlist his help, only to get a pummelling instead. Dunne eventually won a fine match with a springboard Codebreaker

 

Eddie Dennis vs Majik

This was for Majik’s XXX title. Dennis really impressed in an nXXXt match (you cna guess what this is) at the last show and he looked good again here. He’s blessed with a quick wit which allows him to keep up with the comments from the crowd, which was useful to win them over in only his second match in front of this audience. In particular, I liked him joining forces with the crowd to highlight that Majik can’t spell his own name (with Majik stooging magnificently by covering the name on his tights). This was a good main event, with both guys brawling all over the SQ Club and into the crowd. Majik gave Dennis a lot here, only surviving a powerbomb when manager Gabriel Grey stuck his foot on the rope. At one point, Majik threw Dennis into his rival Devilman, who was selling merch outside the ring. The end saw Dennis try another powerbomb, but get distracted by Grey, leading to a Majik lowblow and a roll up to maintain. A Majik post-match assault was thwarted by Devilman making the save. All in all, a terrific night of wrestling