Having this big WWE show take place in Australia was lovely for me, living in the UK. I got up at a reasonable time on Saturday, made some toast and a brew, and could just settle down to watch some wrestling. Lots of people called this a glorified house-show, which may not be inaccurate, but house-shows are generally great, just solid no-nonsense wrestling, so I was looking forward to this show. The end result was a show that wasn't groundbreaking, but was a fun way to spend a Saturday morning.
The Bar vs The New Day (Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods)
Perfectly decent opener, solidly entertaining stuff. The New
Day put forward their quickest team, and they spend the opening stages showing
nice flowing teamwork until both get caught on dives by the Bar, and rammed
into ringposts. Sheamus nicely stops the 10 Beats halfway through to stop the
crowd singing along in a neat heat-gathering spot. Woods gets a nice flurry
when he comes in off the tag, but rushes straight into an Irish Curse from
Sheamus, which looked great. The Bar have some neat power spots, including
Sheamus throwing Woods into a Cesaro uppercut. A Cesaro sharpshooter looks to
have things won for the Bar, but Kofi saves and a fun Kofi top rope stomp onto
a Woods backcracker gets the pin on Cesaro. Good stuff.
Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair
Both show some nice aggression early on, with Lynch yanking
Flair from the ring by her arm (Charlotte splats on the floor, nasty bump).
Loved Becky’s tilt-a-whirl into an armbar, with her cruelly torqueing back
Charlotte’s fingers. This obviously is to set up the DisArmHer, but Charlotte
does less work to set up for the Figure 8. She does a little – at one point
stomping Becky’s leg when it’s stuck on the middle rope – but not very much, feels
like it’s just being done to pay lipservice to her finisher. Flair’s spear
looks like it folds Becky in half, prompting her to try and leave with the
title, but Charlotte stops this with a second huge spear. The Figure 8 gets
locked in, but Becky hits her in the leg with the title for the DQ.
Disappointing finish aside, this was decent.
John Cena & Bobby Lashley vs Elias & Kevin Owens
Obviously, a lot of the post-match talk has revolved around
Cena’s sensible dad hair and the fact he wasn’t allowed to bump because of a
film he’s shooting, but I thought that kinda helped the match, made the build
up to his hot tag feel greater. Lashley taking most of the heat is awkward, because
he’s still not over enough to draw any sympathy from the audience, but I thought
he was good here (really odd looking Thesz Press aside). He takes offence big
here, bumping nastily through the ropes from a missed spear and taking a
full-on Owens frog splash. Owens and Elias make a nice team, and Cena’s finally
getting tagged in got a good reaction. Cena basically played the hits,
finishing with the AA and his ludicrous new backfist finisher. Enjoyed this.
Billie Kay & Peyton Royce vs Asuka & Naomi
The Iiconics didn’t get as big a pop as I thought they
would. This was brief, but harmless. The Iiconics are a bit patchy in ring, but
Asuka and Naomi made a fun team, and there were a few neat moments. Loved Kay
trying to hurt Naomi by catching a boot and throwing her to the floor, only for
Naomi to land in a perfect splits, and this was paid off by Billie trying the
same moments later with less impressive results. Asuka hits a weak looking
German suplex on Kay after a brief Iiconics heat section, and Naomi hits a
great split legged moonsault on Royce, before the pin is stopped. Kay drops
Naomi facefirst on the apron, and a running knee from Royce gets the victory.
AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe
Remember when Joe fought Roman on PPV, and people claimed
that Joe was being forced to work at a ponderous pace to get heel heat vs
Reigns? I wonder what the excuse here was, because this was pretty plodding. It
started well, both showing their aggression by fighting in the aisle and AJ
quickly recovering from being thrown over an announce table to get right back
into the ring. But this match goes over twenty minutes, and there’s not enough
to this to keep it interesting. For a no DQ match, this is pretty pedestrian, with
Joe walking through his offence at a glacial pace, though AJ tries his best to
bump it into a more interesting bout. He takes a Joe standing elbow hard, bumps
360 degrees on a clothesline and takes a hard looking uranage onto a chair. AJ
throwing Joe through a table looks awkward though, a really messy landing. Joe
sells a leg injury from this point, and Styles zones in on it. Liked the
springboard 450 he hit directly to Joe’s leg. Joe’s Kokina Clutch suplex is
pretty wild looking too. Joe’s leg gives in on a muscle buster attempt, but he
locks in the Kokina Clutch again, only for AJ to (clumsily) reverse it to the
Calf Crusher for the tap out win. Like the fact Joe was near the ropes for
this, but the No DQ stip meant that it did him no good. Other than that, this
was disappointing.
The Riott Squad vs The Bella Twins & Ronda Rousey
This was a perfectly fine trios match. The early stages
seemed to be setting up a “Bellas vs Ronda” scenario, as the Bellas only tagged
each other and Ronda was left on the sidelines. This didn’t really play into
the match though. There’s a brief Brie vs Liv section that I can’t imagine was
the pairing anyone wanted to see in this match, before Nikki becomes face in
peril. Lovely running knee to the face by Sarah Logan. Hot tag is made to
Ronda, and she’s a great hot tag. Big judo throws to Morgan and Logan, some big
strikes to Sarah and, though Liv saves Logan from an armbar attempt, Ronda soon
locks them both into a double armbar for the immediate tap.
Cedric Alexander vs Buddy Murphy
Murphy is the hometown boy here, and gets a great reaction.
This is a fantastic sprint, the career resurgence of Buddy Murphy has been one
of the joys of 2018 WWE. Murphy hits an insane dive right from the start, and
the pace doesn’t really slow from there. Both hit big spots: Cedric times a
superkick perfectly and I loved Murphy constantly trying to climb to the top
only for Cedric to use this momentum to hit a top rope Michinoku Driver. Cedric
also hits his own big dive. For his part, Buddy gets two on a lovely sitout
powerbomb (with a slightly sloppy cover, which fits the story of him being too
overexcited in his hometown). There’s a neat sequence where Murphy keeps
kicking out of some big moves successively, taking a standing Spanish Fly and a
huge Lumbar Check. The pop on the kickout is huge. Cedric tries springboarding
into the ring, takes a big knee to the face on landing, and the pumphandle
driver gets the victory for Murphy. Huge pop for that, felt like a real feel
good moment, and the match was really choice.
The Shield vs Braun Strowman, Drew McIntyre & Dolph
Ziggler
Loved the face masks that the Shield wore to the ring,
looked totally badass. This breaks down really early and Rollins gets isolated
as the face-in-peril after an early Shield Bomb is thwarted. Of note Ziggler’s
first move of the match is the shitty backslap DDT, and we get maybe too much
Ziggler vs Rollins in the ring for my taste. I did like that Ziggler’s shit
talking led to him doing something feckless shortly afterwards. Strowman misses
a crap looking top rope splash and Ambrose gets the hot tag. Loved Ambrose
bringing out something new, hitting a fallaway slam on Ziggler. We get a
tantalising Reigns vs McIntyre section that made me want to see that singles
match even more. Roman muscling up Drew for a one armed powerbomb was really
neat. The Shield Bomb is thwarted by Strowman plowing through the lot of them
with a big spear. Roman accidentally hits Ambrose with a Superman Punch to
continue the hinted dissension, and this led to the big turning point of the
match, as Rollins and Reigns are left alone in the centre of the ring with the
heels surrounding them. Ambrose gets on the fourth side, hinting that he may
attack them too, only to take out Strowman with a suicide dive. Lovely spot
where Strowman looks to be about the charge through Ambrose on the floor, but
Reigns takes Strowman out with a PERFECTLY timed spear through the barricade.
Back inside, Ambrose hits Ziggler with Dirty Deeds to win. Good stuff here.
Daniel Bryan vs The Miz
I’ll be honest, I only kept half an eye on this match as I was
making a (shit) omelette. Luckily, this was brief, so I didn’t miss too much. I
do love Bryan getting the pin super quickly by locking Miz in a small package.
Keeps the Miz looking strong, shows off Bryan as talented wrestler who can win
at any time, and created a nice sudden finish.
Triple H vs The Undertaker
I’ve seen this match taking a lot of abuse on line, and I
can see why. It’s very long. Too long. Neither guy is in good shape, with Taker
looking exhausted on several occasions, and there’s a load of smoke’n’mirrors
horseshit to cover up the limitations of both men. However, I didn’t hate this.
I’ve never been a big fan of either guy, and I hated their last two
WrestleMania matches, but I also had no expectations going into this. For two
men with a combined age of basically 100, who are only out there to give a
marquee match-up to this supershow, this was ok. I enjoyed Shawn Michaels’ role
in this, sneakily running interference and setting up props for use in the
match (with a painfully slow Kane easily kept at bay). The fighting outside is
fine, bar the blown back bodydrop Undertaker tries on HHH, with admittedly a
lot Taker dragging round HHH by the head, and I enjoyed HHH putting Kane
through a table by hitting an elbow drop from the apron. The ref bump where
Taker punches him out doesn’t make much sense, given the match is No DQ anyway,
and Taker bumps embarrassingly for a Pedigree. HHH crushing Taker’s throat by
placing a chair around it and stomping it looked nasty, and Kane making the
save by pulling the ref out was really well timed. The supporting hoopla
includes a load of chairshots, HHH getting out the sledgehammer and spots where
Michaels and HHH save each other from tombstones, before a final Pedigree
eventually puts Undertaker down. Not a classic match, probably not even a good
match, but for trashy nonsense with two veteran wrestlers past their prime, it
was still watchable.