Monday, 7 May 2018

NOAH Global Tag League 2018 Final - 11/04/2018


Yoshinari Ogawa vs Junta Miyawaka
Clipped version of a match that apparently only goes 5 mins anyway. Ogawa works over the arm of Miyawaka in some fun, torturous ways. Miyawaka comes back with some token basic offence, but Ogawa grabs the arm on at attempted sunset flip and cranks an overhead hammerlock to win.

Akitoshi Saito vs Masao Inoue vs Seiya Morohashi
Another clipped match, but what’s shown is fun. Saito and Inoue pretty much team up on Morohashi, but you can tell Saito has no respect for Inoue and is constantly undermining him. At times he even sabotages the best intentions of Inoue, helping Morohashi avoid a sunset flip by pushing him downward onto Inoue. It feels like Saito knows he can win if he just gets Inoue in the ring alone, and he does, hitting a standing enzuigiri for the victory.

Cody Hall & Kazma Sakamoto vs Maybach Taniguchi & Mitsuya Nagai
I’ve actually seen Sakamoto live, very much a “what’s this guy doing here?” situation, as he fought El Ligero in the first of a back-to-back double bill of shows. Strangely, he only wrestled on one show, you’d have thought that he’d be on both after the expense of flying him into Britain. This kicks off with a brawl that sees all four on the outside. Sakamoto takes a big bump to the floor, which warms him to me, but then takes a really wussy bump hitting a low angle suplex. We clip to a 2-1 situation back in the ring, with Sakamoto nowhere to be seen. Hall looked to have really soft blows at the start of the match, but he really lays his stuff in at this point, discus clothesline looks great. However, he’s overmanned, eating a top rope headbutt from Nagai, a top rope splash from Taniguchi, then Taniguchi hits the weakest move of the match – a kind of waistlock version of the Edgeomatic – for the win.

Hitoshi Kumano vs YO-HEY
YO-HEY is instantly annoying to look at. He looks like he should be running some wacky YouTube channel where he pranks unsuspecting members of the public, who just want to go on with their day without a colourfully haired idiot making life more difficult. He’s not much offensively, hitting a few decent kicks but not much else. Kumano seems really great though. Loved him hitting an STO into a back-breaker, then focusing on the back for the rest of the match. Nasty clubbing blows to the back, catching YO-HEY in mid air for another backbreaker, then hitting a vicious looking straightjacket into a backbreaker that really feels like the end. Sadly, YO-HEY gets the win with a pair of knees to the face from nowhere, but Kumano feels like a guy I want to see more off.

Minoru Tanaka vs Tadasuke
Disappointingly clipped quite a few times, in really obvious places that totally change the momentum of the match. One guy will get hit with a move, only for him to be on his feet with his opponent on the mat within a second. What we do get looks pretty good. Tanaka uses the upper thigh of Tadasuke as his focus, hitting dropkicks just above the knee and using a swift kick when he needs to regain control. Tadasuke hits a pair of huge clotheslines, at one point covering Tanaka so excitedly that he pulls his shoulders off the mat. Tadasuke picks up Tanaka in a torture rack, but Tanaka slips free and locks in a leglock for the win.

Hajime Ohara vs HAYATA
Ohara and HAYATA are tag partners to Kumano and YO-HEY respectively, and Ohara seems to be having an easier time of it that his partner did. He controls HAYATA pretty easily on the mat, including a nice Boston crab variation. HAYATA tried a handspring elbow that didn’t have enough reach on it, basically forcing Ohara to walk into the move after HAYATA was clearly about to fall short. His strikes are also a bit weak looking, so it’s lucky that Ohara picks up the slack for the match. Like Kumano, he has a nice assortment of back breakers, hitting ones from a full Nelson and from over his shoulder. He gets the win with a half crab, be interested in seeing more of his team with Kumano.

Hi69 vs Daisuke Harada
Haven’t seen a Hi69 match in about 15 years. Really liked how this started, Hi69 hitting a tope before Haruda is even in the ring, nailing a running kick inside for two, then immediately trying a second for another two, before Haruda rolls outside to catch his readjust. They have a fun brawl outside, Haruda hitting a suplex onto a pile of chairs on the floor before he even gets a chance to take off his hoodie. Back inside, Haruda manages to look more in control, one step ahead of Hi69, who is forced to resort to quick pin attempts to sneak a win. Liked Harada hitting a cradle neckbreaker onto his knee. The tide turns with a ref bump, that allows Hi69 to bring a table into the mix, hitting a big splash from the top to the floor through it. Back inside, a top rope splash only gets two, the ref still recovering, but a high angle Michinoku Driver gives Hi69 the win.

Katsuhiko Nakajima, Masa Kitamiya & Quiet Storm vs Atsushi Kotege, Mohammed Yone & Naomichi Marufuji
So this is a pretty fun little six man. Quiet Storm seems to have properly bulked out since I last saw him a decade ago, and somehow this makes him look even shorter. He’s matched in the meathead caveman stakes though by Kitamiya, a burly looking beast who isn’t opposed to hitting a backfist against the ropes. Nakajima and Marufuji manage to have a strike exchange that’s pretty fun, with Nakajima proving himself to be a bit smarter by using kicks, wearing down Marufuji a lot quicker than Marufuji is doing to him with strikes. The kicks are really thudding too, looked really great. Yone and Kotege kind of highlight how good it was by having a far less interesting one moments later. Kitamiya catches a Kotege crossbody and turns it into a Samoan Drop, which looks great. Everything breaks down and Kotege hits Storm with a series of weak kicks and the Killswitch for the victory. Fun stuff.

Go Shiozaki & Kaito Kiyomiya vs Kenou & Takashi Sugiura
This is the final of the Global Tag League, and I’ll be honest, this didn’t work for me. Just felt like far too much of the match was given to excessive non-selling of moves or needlessly overlong strike exchanges. I understand that this is part of the house style, but when Sugiura can catch a charging Shiozaki flush in the face with a knee, only for Shiozaki to wave it off like nothing happened, it doesn’t feel entertaining. Despite this, there were bits I liked, mainly from the Kenou/Shuiura team. Shugiura is a powerful looking bull of a man, with some nice looking strikes (when sold), and I did enjoy him ending one of many chop exchanges by just slugging Shiozaki in the face. He also hit a delayed vertical suplex from the second rope, which looked terrific, and his clotheslines all looked like they’d take a man’s head off. Kenou, for his part, had nice movement, hit some nice kicks from interesting positions and seemed like he was trying to make a struggle of the match. When Kiyomiya tried for a Tiger suplex, Kenou refused to give up his arm, forcing Kiyomiya to really work for it. Kiyomiya had some very non-hurty looking offence, but he seemed harmless enough. The end sequence is pretty hot, with guys coming in at the last moment to break nearfalls, before Shiozaki finishes Kenou with a clothesline, but as a whole there isn’t much substance.

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