WWF Monday Night Raw 03/01/1994

As well as my ongoing WCW 1992 project, I decided to use the Network to watch all the Raw's from 1994. This was the start of my second big moment as a wrestling fan, as my parents bought Sky, allowing me to watch WWF programming weekly. I've not seen this stuff since it first aired, so it should be interesting to revisit

Yokozuna vs Dan Dubeil

Before this match started, I was pretty sure I remembered Dan Dubeil’s name for some reason. This is a really fun squash, with Yoko just ragdolling Dubeil. There’s a lovely snap to a slam and a great looking belly-to-belly suplex. Then the reason I remembered Dubeil’s name….Yoko hits the Banzai Drop and lets his legs out, just squashing poor Dubeil. Brutal end to a great squash.

 

The Smoking Gunns vs Bam Bam Bigelow & Bastion Booger

Though both members of the heel team are big guys, Bammer is noticeably more agile and mobile than Booger. With Bigelow in the ring, the Gunns are able to use their speed advantage to take control, with Bigelow able to bump and make them look good. With Booger in, he’s so cumbersome that the Gunns end up bumping around for him more, to make his offence look more impactful. Bart Gunn even takes a 360 bump off a Booger clothesline. I liked the spot where Bart tried to take Booger down with a sunset flip and Billy came in to hit Booger with a bulldog, which would make sense as Bastion would be trying to lean forward to avoid Bart taking him down. The heels work a rather dull heat section on Bart, before the hot tag sees the Gunns run wild on Bigelow. Outside, Luna Vachon rubs Booger’s hump to revive him, and he takes this as a sign of her affection for him. This leads to a rather horrid ending as Booger essentially molests Luna, and Bammer rolls out to attack him, leading to the Gunns countout win 

Jeff Jarrett vs John Chrystal

Decent squash, and one where Jarrett was clearly already in command of his character. Loved him ducking out of the ring at the very start, and cheapshotting an opponent he’s superior to over the referee’s shoulder. Jarrett is pretty cocky during the match, and this keeps leading to Chrystal getting shock roll-ups on him, which in turn leads to Jarrett cranking up the aggression before the cycle repeats. JJ gets the win with a spiking DDT 

Shawn Michaels vs Brian Walsh

Curiously, Michaels gives Walsh loads here, even letting him get the better of Michaels on the mat. Walsh gets two from a slingshot, before Michaels cuts him off. Right away, Michaels throws Walsh out to Diesel twice in succession, as if wanting to cut off the threat in it’s prime. Michaels works a rather dull chinlock before Walsh gets another roll-up for 2. Michaels hits Sweet Chin Music and a piledriver to win the weakest squash of the show.

WWE Extreme Rules 2015

Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper

This was a pretty fun deal, and I liked Ambrose’s high-energy assault to start. The kendo shots on Harper sounded really nasty, but not as nasty as the suplex onto an open chair that Harper hits. Harper lawn darting Ambrose into a chair in the corner was pretty great. I really like that Ambrose has these quick flurries of energy when on the offensive, and the quick offensive burst that ended with his diving elbow drop was fun. There was a lovely spot on the outside where Harper tried to throw Dean into the ring, only for Ambrose to pivot his body on the apron and burst out with a clothesline. Really fun spot. They brawl to the back and, as Harper tries to escape in a waiting car, Ambrose dives into through the passenger window and off they drive…

Sheamus vs Dolph Ziggler

The first few minutes of Ziggler offence were pretty meh, including Ziggler hitting a horrible “carry me round” tornado DDT to the floor. As soon as Sheamus goes on offence though, things quickly improve, as Sheamus hits a lovely knee to the temple of Ziggler. Even a Sheamus chinlock looks great with how he cranks at Ziggler’s neck whilst holding it. Ziggler gets the odd hope spot, but this match is all about great Sheamus offence. I loved him catching a superkick, hurling Ziggler down and just flipping him into the Cloverleaf. Ziggler gets the win with a fluke roll up, but it’s Sheamus who comes out of this looking great.

The New Day vs Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

Xavier Woods was incredibly annoying as a face, so he’s perfectly suited to the role of heel cheerleader here. I actually saw a version of this match at a houseshow in Nottingham, so I wasn’t surprised that this was pretty great. Loved Kidd and Cesaro stomping their opponents to the beat of “New….Day Sucks”. Kidd hits a beautiful dive through the ropes, taking him straight through Kingston. This is actually the most I’ve enjoyed Kofi Kingston, as this heel role has given him a bit more of an edge. Now, he’s using his speed for quick cut-offs, which look more effective than they did as actual match-winning offence. Cesaro whipping his opponent from corner to corner, peppered with uppercuts, is a really neat face spot, whilst Big E spearing through the ropes to send Kidd flying to the floor is an ever-impressive bump. Kingston gets the win with a handful of tights on a roll-up, and I want to see this match every month.

Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper

….and we return to these two guys as they drive back into the arena. Ambrose hits a great elbow from the top of the car onto Harper and a celebrating New Day, before the match returns to the ring. There’s a great visual as both guys throw chairs into the ring, and suddenly make eye-contact from opposite sides. The match ends with Harper trying an ill-fated top rope move, instead getting hurled from the top onto the chairs, and Ambrose hitting Dirty Deeds for the win. Fun deal.

Rusev vs John Cena

Given the PG nature of WWE programming, this was never going to live up to my ideal of a brutal chain match, but I did hope for something a bit better than this. This was fought under touch-the-four-corners rules, with lights to indicate the scores on each turnbuckle. The problem with this stipulation is that it makes the match pretty repetitive and dull, with lots of drama-free tug of war spots. I did enjoy Cena yanking Rusev into the ring post when they were brawling outside, mainly because Rusev took an insane bump into the steel. However, the match was typified by Rusev, a man not known for his high risk moves, climbing to the top rope solely so that Cena could pull him off using the chain. The match is pretty much a spectacle of watching two talented guys slowly walk between turnbuckles that they’d normally zip between, just to try and create some drama. The end sees both guys somehow tied on three posts each, both needing the same final turnbuckle to win. Rusev goes for it, is pulled back and nailed with the AA for the Cena victory.

Nikki Bella vs Naomi

This heel turn has worked wonders for Naomi. Showing her more aggressive side has slowed her down, eliminating some of the athletic, but sloppy, moves she used to do. Also, her statuesque form makes it convincing for her to boss other women in the ring. I thought her hitting a running bulldog through the rope to send Nikki face first into the second turnbuckle was great. She also hit a slick full Nelson bomb into a pin, which looked good. Nikki’s offence looked a bit weaker than usual here, with a springboard kick looking pretty milky, and we didn’t get to see her awesome forearm smash. Nikki gets the win with the Rack Attack after Brie Bella kicks Naomi behind the referee’s back. This was pretty good.

Roman Reigns vs the Big Show

From the get-go, you could tell this was going to be good, as both guys were clearly not afraid of laying in some punches. I loved Big Show refusing to use weapons, confident enough that his size made him enough of a weapon in his own right. It also allows Reigns to get some big pops whenever he brings out the plunder. Of course, when Big Show only gets an 8 count following the KO punch, he suddenly decides to start using the weapons after all. I like how smart Big Show is in breaking the count by rolling out of the ring, as it gets him back to his feet with the least amount of effort. There is a negative part where Big Show uncharacteristically goes to the top rope, which is clearly only so Reigns can throw him off. Show chokeslams Reigns over the top rope to the floor through two tables in a massive bump. Looked great. Big Show sets up more stuff over by the announce table, giving Reigns time to recover, and even when Show returns to the ring, Reigns can only take control by avoiding a Show offensive move, rather than via his own attack. Show rolls out to his feet again, so Reigns knows he has to down the Big Show outside of the ring. A huge spear through the Spanish announce table looks to have done this, but Show is able to get up at 8. This leaves Reigns little choice but to bury Show underneath the main announce table, which finally gets him the 20 count. Really great match, logically laid out and with some massive bumps by both men. With Reigns now having the match-of-the-night for three PPV’s in a row, can we now just accept he’s actually really great? 

Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton

This is a world title match in a steel cage with the RKO banned. The problem this match has is that no-one believes they’ll take the title off Rollins already, and no-one believe the steel cage will keep anyone out of the match. In fact, most of the match is a background to the drama between Kane, the external gatekeeper, and Rollins. I mean, I love Kane’s new “frustrated middle manager” gimmick, but it shouldn’t be overshadowing your brand new world champion’s first defence. That said, a lot of the action was good here. I dug Rollins, like a chickenshit, fleeing to try and escape at every opportunity, especially from an Orton slingshot. There was another moment where Rollins avoided Orton’s snap powerslam and tried to quickly escape while Orton was regaining his bearings. It also built up the later spot where Orton caught Rollins as he springboarded into the ring with a huge snap powerslam. Orton hit a lovely looking superplex, and I loved him doing the pose for the RKO, but hitting a pedigree instead, as a “fuck you” to the Authority. Ultimately though, it built up to a shitty end, as Kane gets in, J&J Security get in, Kane flip-flops between who he’s going to help and finally Rollins nails Orton with an RKO before escaping. It’s a shame that a decent match ends with the commentators arguing semantics over whether or not Rollins was allowed to use the move.

NEW Autumn Ambush

NEW stands for North East Wrestling, and this is a random US indy DVD I picked up earlier in the year. It's the epitome of blandly ok.

Kurt Adonis vs Jeff Starr

Adonis looks like a knock-off Chris Chetti, if you can imagine such a thing. They work the crowd to start with, establishing Starr as the face. I dug Starr hitting an early pescado that looked decent. Adonis takes over with a weak looking superkick, but I liked his interactions with the crowd whilst working a chinlock (and he actually WORKED the chinlock, rather than just sitting in it. Fair play). Adonis takes too long climbing the ropes and gets superplexed off. Starr hits a better superkick and an out-of-control looking swanton for the win. Brief match, nothing offensive.

Terrible Todd Stone vs Short Sleeve Sampson

The DVD box bills this as “Midget Madness”. Great. Sampson looks remarkably like a midget Martin Stone. He also raps. Stone attacks from behind to start, but Sampson soon gains control. He springboards off the ropes nicely, then hits a sweet looking suicide dive, so I’m already happy with Short Sleeve. Stone isn’t quite so enjoyable on offence, not moving quite so fluidly as Sampson. Stone gets an RKO but fails a second attempt, and Sampson hits a Worm for the win. This was ok

Chris Sabin vs Damian Adams

Sabin’s arrival earns a “TNA” chant, which really makes the show feel old. Sabin looks really good early on, hitting a nice springboard dropkick and a pescado to the floor. Adams impresses early with a big bump, hurling himself over the top rope to the floor. Sabin works the crowd by chopping Adams outside the ring on all four sides. Adams hits a nice overhead belly-to-belly to take over, but his spell in control is pretty bland, working a chinlock and a weakly applied abdominal stretch to little reaction. Shame, as he looks able to keep up with Sabin during the closing run before falling to the Cradle Shock for the Sabin victory.

Al Snow vs Chris Candido

Candido isn’t accompanied by Tammy Sytch here, but another wrestler called Thunderbolt (think a terrifying lovechild of Droz and BJ Whitmer). Luckily, they’ve got quite good chemistry and Thunderbolt happily stooges for Candido. This is basically a competitive comedy match, and it’s fun, if a bit overlong. We kick off with basic comedy spots like Snow riding Candido like a pony, and Thunderbolt missing interference spots and nailing Candido instead. Candido gets a brief run of offence after Thunderbolt nails Snow with a spear (earning himself an ejection), but Snow regains control after pulling Candido’s trunks down on a sunset flip. Candido, like a pro, wrestles with his trunks below his arse for a few minutes. We suddenly hit a run of finisher spamming, with Snow getting two counts from Sweet Chin Music, a pedigree and the People’s Elbow. Candido also gets two after hulking up and hitting a big boot/legdrop. Candido hits an appalling stunner before the ref bumps, and Tammy Sytch runs in dressed like a ref. Snow manages to beat her fast counts, and Candido accidentally nails her with a foreign object. Snow nails him with Head and the recovering ref counts three. Decent enough.

Jerry Lawler vs Slyk Wagner Brown

Brown is accompanied by a fat lad in a t-shirt called Big Daddy. Mick Foley is the guest ref for this bout, and he’s bloody awful at it. This match is pretty poor, and that’s in no way the fault of Lawler, who tries his best to make it watchable. Lawler hits some beautiful looking fistdrops and a really nice high dropkick. Brown is pretty bland, and is really shown up by Lawler. 90% of Lawler’s offence is punches, which all look great and are interspersed perfectly. Brown’s offence is 90% punches and kicks, and at no point do you think they’ll put Lawler away. Big Daddy gets ejected after getting caught interfering after hitting numerous cheapshots behind Foley’s back. This leads to the finish, where Lawler nails two piledrivers but only gets two, albeit with a VERY slow Foley count. Big Daddy comes back, nails Lawler from behind and hides under a table, only for Foley to stop counting on two and instead leave the ring and hunt down Big Daddy (who he doesn’t know for sure is out there). This melee ends with Lawler rolling up Brown for the win. A bit of a clusterfuck.